Last time on Confessions of a Queenaholic we saw how both Da Kween and Da Preenshe celebrated their birthdays while out in town. Now being middle-aged and toddler-aged, how will this temperamental team deal with learning life lessons?
"Soo, there you go. Good night little boy."
"Shunnie."
"Shunnie."
"Shunnie."
"Hmm...."
"I'll keep watching you until you go to sleep."
I doubt that'll work though.
Wait, it did...
Aww...
Good night little Prince.
"Zzzzzzzzshunniezzzzzz....."
"Gewd mewrneeng Aim awayke naw!"
"Aim gawna fursht teek a shawurr."
"Taim tew haf ceeke. Whail Aim theenkeeng abaut moi lawf laif an how Aim shupposhed tew rietsh 10 lawvursh shoon..."
"Bud Ai lawf Hector shooo. Ai dawn wanna briek hish hawrt..."
I never thought you to be so caring about your lover's feelings, haha.
"Ai hawv deepuwr leeyursh."
"Alash, deh ciek ish up."
"Taim tew feeneesh da awrteecle."
"Juwsht taaipieeng."
"Lesh eegnawre da meek-awt peepsh."
Good idea.
"Aaaand dawn! Taym tew find meh leetel Preenshe!"
Meanwhile, upstairs in a bedroom...
There's some passionate lovemaking going on...
Funny how the supposed Cinderella ended up with some old skiing instructor and how her supposed prince married and ugly troll.
But hey, at least SOMEONE else also uses this place for some good old woohoo.
Hey, lookie there on the left.
"Whush?"
"Eetsh da raayfawl! Shee lewksh frooshun"
Just let it go. For now.
"Thankshiesh fawr shpendeeng all naight hier tew watsh da Preenshe, boy."
"You're welcome!"
"Bud fursht, lesh ried da nawshpippur."
"WAAAAHSHUNNIEWAAAAH!"
"Aww, heersh mawmee Kween, Preenshe!"
"Geegegeeeshunniegeee!"
"Lesh pewt awn shum nuw frash dayappursh."
"And naw weshawll gew tew da laaybraarie."
This taxi drive pose looks so cute there.
"Lewkey dere, shteel frawshen."
"Dere wii hawv da laaibrewree."
"Oh, good morning there!"
"Gewd mawrneeng Adèle. Lewk at moi pwettee Preenshe!"
"Yeeh, kinda reminds me of my own kids. Maybe they'll become school buddies!"
"Yaay, shoundsh naish! Weel yew watsh heem whail I gew tew da toylewt? Aiyll geev him shum bawtel."
"Loek awt! Yew nierlee bawmpt eentow meh!"
"WRYAAAAYAYAYWWAAAAH!!! SHTEEWPEEDOW TOYLETTE!!?!?!?!!"
That's the result of eating too much cake, I guess?
"Shawdapp."
"Thenkshiesh fawr wetsheeng da Preenshe."
"I GOTTA GO TO THE LOO!!!"
"Shawree. Eetsh browkeen."
"AAARRGGGGHHH!!!!"
How mean of you there, that's how you treat your friends?
"Alas, let's text Christoff Colby then."
"Beck tew tawlkeen leshonsh."
"Shunsheet."
"Shunnie."
Maybe try some other, more different words?
"Hielsh."
"Hielsh."
"triedmeel."
"Shunnie."
"Tawtell Drawma."
"Tawtell Drawma."
"Oh look, it's the son my ex and his ex had."
Wait, Nicholas was with Blake after Da Kween right?
"Clawdee befawr da shunnie."
"Clawdee befawr da shunnie."
"YaaaaYshiesh!, yew can talk like a riel Preenshe!"
"YaaaaY moi!"
"Aww, yewr shutsh a gewd boi."
"Meh gewd boi!"
"Hugglesh!"
"Hugglesh!"
"An naw Aim gawna iet shum caak."
"Aimma plee taysh."
Your phone is ringing.
"Shh, Aimma eenjooy moi caak."
And clog another toilet again later on?
"Hmmmmph."
"Ello, deesh eesh Da Kween shpeekeeng?"
"Oh hey it's me, Nicholas... Well, you see... I'm.. I'm sorry for me cheating on you back then and.... I've been a jerk to you and I was acting irrational and.... well, holy cow how do I say this.... Well.... do you want to forgive me for what I did? Are you okay? Do you want to start things over again?... Pretty please?..."
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"Dew yoe theenk Aim crayshee? Aim shteel wid Hewctar naw!"
"But.. but... how about our son?"
"Pffft, yew eevun deedn't pee yewr ellimoney mannie a fiew taimsh! Hesh nevawr eevun sheen yew evurr! EF! Yew get an EF! Aimma Lalaw and yew get an EF!!!"
"But I paid last time..."
"Naw, dere wash deesh wommn whoe nemmed meh hewr ekshesh eksh, an dat wash nawt Bleek!"
"..."
"Da Preenshe lewksh naddeeng laik yew! Buybuy!"
... Wow, that was harsh on him...
"Meh, he desherved eet."
But he's essentially doing what your LTW entails..
"Dietewlsh dietwelsh."
"Lesh shend pewbic denaunshemensh tew moi freendsh. Tew Gabriella."
"Tew Lawnee."
"Tew Kween Cadareenah."
You're not even friends with her.
"Bud sheesh eenflewenshul."
"Ann tew deesh guyw whoo elsho wurksh bai da newshpeppur."
"Daaiyaapuwr shteenksh."
"Aww, shawree fewr shawteeng wid leetel Preenshe nierbay. Aiwll chaynshe yew naw..."
"Wheeeshiesh!"
"Aww, Ai luv how yewr sho clowshe tew yewr mumma Kween. Ai riellie riellie lawf yew."
"Hmm, meebee we shewld shtee da naight at a frewnd agawn."
"Gabriella leevsh nierbay. Sho meebie shesh heppie tew shee ush."
Well, besides that denouncement text you haven't spoken to her anytime recently. Let's hope for the best...
"Aww, loek at da keetie!"
"Ah, heey, I received your text! Welcome!"
"Crewleeng thrawh haush."
"Have you seen my newest car by the way?"
"Aaaww, Aim shawree, Aim jusht tayerd."
"Aim actuwellie lewkeeng fawr a playshe tew shliep."
"Ah, kay."
"Bud farsht lesh gawsheep abawt Neekowlesh an Trawl leddie. Dey aar shutsh wierdowsh."
"A ye to!"
"Shoo, cen Ai shleep at yewr pleeshe?"
"Kaaaaaay... why not?"
"YaaaaY!"
"Thenkshiesh hugglesh!"
"Aim shoo taaiyurd."
Sometimes I wonder if they ever think you're just using your friends...
"Aww, dey jusht caar baut moi."
They sure do...
"Dere eesh de bed."
"Gewd naight!"
You do realise dat that's still Gabriella's bed?
"ZzzzzzZZzzZzzzZzzz...."
And that you kid's still downstairs?
"Beehp beehp Aima sheewp!"
So, after that dramatic phone call, it's apparant that our Kween's staying at Hector's side for now. And how is she ever going to aim for her Lifetime Wish of becoming a heart breaker with that attitude? At least she has a talking buddy who she can perfectly understand now... BYE!
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