After confronting Nicholas Riverhawk with his upcoming fatherhood, Da Kween gave birth to a healthy son, Prince "Da Preenshe" Uglington. After dealing with such miracles, she went off on a date full of rutting with her beloved Hector Mendoza.. How long will that last?
"Aww, da wash fuwn! Woohooshiesh! Bud Aim hungrawh!"
"Let's go for snacks. They're open 24/7."
Too much information there.
"Wheeee, lesh go!"
There we go
Getting backdoored yet again?
"Aww, shawdab!"
Dab? That's so 2016.
At least Hector's getting backdoored this time as well.
"Aww, shawdap andenshe wid meh."
"Sure."
"Shweewsh!"
"Ooh..."
"Da wash fawn!"
"Now Aimma cerresh yew tyiek."
"Ann naw wier hugglesheeng."
"Aim shteel gelawd dat wiere shteel tewgeddah!"
"Yay."
"Letsh go trai an rut een deh shneqkbawr!"
Oh noes!
Think of all the people trying to enjoy their meal in peace and who are about to lose their appetite!
"Meh, dere eesh naw woohoo awpshiun. And eetsh 3 een da mawrneeng."
Thank goodness...
"Lesh gaw tew da Sheetee Hewl ageen."
Again?
Wow...
They're really at it hm?
I mean, look...
Look at all the hearts flying. Kinda kinky and scandalous.
The Lemon-Limes would be proud actually.
"Bwooohay, Aim shooo taaiyuurd."
What did you expect, you've been awake the whole night!
"Ahh, dere Hecktawr eesh."
Be glad that there's no death by overexercising in Sims 3.
"Wan fewr da offspreeng!
"Bye."
"Baaaye!"
Well, the Prince's babysitter is a Werewolf. Yay!
"Who's such a... interesting boy? You are! Wheee!"
"Dadewdadew!"
"Hawm shwiet hawm!"
And a couch magically appeared so you can go and sleep.
"Okaayshiesh, taim tew shleep..."
Poor newspaper kid, seeing such things on his delivery round.
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.......
Why did I take so many pictures of them just sleeping again?
Oh look, it's the ice cream truck!
Annnnnd it woke the Prince.
"Waaaaaah!"
"Awww lewk at moi bebbee Preenshe shkriemeeng."
And now he's also awake because of your phone. Woo.
"Lesh cremm a bawtel een dere."
"Ello?"
"Dadaw."
Proof that you don't need Sims 4 for multitasking. Take that suckers!
"Aaah, anaddur prenk cawl. Lesh go awt tew da park en shelebreet a birshdee."
Don't you want some ice cream?
"Nah aish kriem, tekshee!"
Ooh, I wonder where that conveniently placed birthday cake came from?
"Raighd were Ai need eet for da Preenshe!"
"Yesh, lesh bleau aut da ceendel far yew. Pffffft."
"Ru ruuw!"
"An naw lesh pewt yu on da grauwnt to graw up."
Such good parenting there.
Woohp woohp!
"Eesh graweeng!"
There he goesh!
"Pewf!"
"Aww, da Preenshe lewksh jusht laik heesh mawmee!"
"He"-yhe-yhe!"
Luckily. It'd be a shame if he looked like Nicholas too much. I'd rather have an ugly bloodline for a while...
"Wuht?"
"Lesh gaw an peeck yew awp!"
Proud mother and son of the Royalty
"Yesh, da Royaltee!"
"Naw lesh gif ye sham huggleshesh an shtuff!"
"Hmmmmsh."
"An here camsh da teeckel biesht!"
"Ahwahwahwahwahwahwahwahwah!"
"Bai bai, Mummy Kweensh gawna iet ceek."
Spawn in the eccentric repair woman.
"Ello ello!"
"Aim gawna huv shum cayk."
"Myumyumyumyumyuyyum!!!"
"Pssht. I know a nice joke."
"Aim gawnaa go todelew firsht."
"Aww sheet! Thiesh dawr dawsheent awwpan fer meh!"
That my dearie, is because your not da Keeng.
"Owww... Thankshiesh!"
You're welcome.
"Fairy LOOOOOOP!"
"Hey little guy, wanna have... candy?"
"Tada?"
"Heeee, dash meh Preenshe! Pawsh awf!"
Thank goodness you came just in time. What if da Preenshe was changelinged by a baby not part of the bloodline?... The thought...
"Aim owttah heere. Lesh gaw tew da laaibraarie. Tietsh yew haw tew tawlk."
"Fairy LOOOOOOP!"
Talk like a real Kween? Uh oh...
Hey lookie there!
It's pregnang dude again! And he's actually pregnant! Woohooer's working...
"EEEEEY LEEWK EETSH DA ADDER KWEEEEEN!!!"
*ignores*
"Gaga?"
"Eer we gaw."
"Mayowh."
"Blawckmeeleeng."
"Brawwwaawll."
"Blawheiyghd."
"Ruwwuuur."
Well...
"Gawsheep."
"Baaaawh."
"Wraaiteeng."
"Bababadudoeh."
I guess speech runs through the family.
"Teevee."
"Brawlhp."
"Rawckhawrd."
"Keeeghghghg."
"Shunnie."
"Shunnie."
Interesting first word. Sunny.
"Shunnie shunnie."
"Aww, mawmeesh godda dew shometeeng elshe naw."
"Mwwah."
"Shunnie."
"EEETSH MOI BEERTSHDEE!"
"WOOHOOOW CLAWP CLAWP CLAWP!"
"LESH MAAK SHUM HAWPEE NOISHE!"
"OH, OH, HERE GOWSH!"
"EETSH A POWARVUL MEEGEECK!"
"WEEEE!"
"CAAAWN!!!"
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWK!!!!!"
"Aww... lewkey moi!"
No so much difference..."
"Dash becush of them shpeerkelsh flaaiyeeng rouwnd"
"Oor meebee Ai lewk yewthfawl."
Oh wait...
Yup, wrinkles. You're getting old.
"Waaaht, whuuutshiesh?!"
"Naaah, maight be becawsh Aim gedteeng taaiyurd. Musht faaind a bed."
Hey, aren't you forgetting something?
WATCH OUT FOR THOSE CARS!!!
*CRASH!!*
*KRRRRRRGGGTTTT*
*POW POW POW!!!!!*
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Of course she's fine. Sims logic, objects aren't actually 100% solid.
The little Prince meanwhile has somehow been teleported home. Sims logic at it's finest. Including Werewolf baby sitter.
Meanwhile has our Kween found her way to the inn again.
"Deresh moi rewm."
Well, considering how often you've slept there...
But aren't you any worried about Prince?
"Preenshe? Naw, hesh fayn, dawnt worriesh."
You should take care of your kids.
"Gawd naight."
... Good night?
Meanwhile, I hear bleeping and blooping and I see... Nicholas's ex. From before Prince was conceived. Who is still stalking him...
Well, in that regard Da Kween wasn't his worst love. Wow. Who saw that coming?
"Shunnie. Shunnie!"
"Here's your bottle."
"Myumyum shunnie."
"Here. Let's get you to bed."
"Shunnie."
"....."
"Shunnie!"
Will Da Kween overcome a midlife crisis? Probably not, since I don't have Generations installed. Will Da Preenshe get a cold from that shoddy shack? Apparantly not, since I don't have Seasons installed. Will Da Preenshe get to know any other word but Shunnie soon? That and more we'll learn next time on Confessions of a Queenaholic! BYE!
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