After a whole time of not seeing eachother, Da Kween and Hector FINALLY went on a lovely date again, while Da Preenshe was playing with schoolmates and eventually celebrated his birthday and went into puberty. As our Rowyeltee goes and sleeps at Hector's place though, the host is making a lot of noise. Will they be able to stay the night?
"People people get out of bed!"
"Hmmshiesh?"
Oh god, really?
"It's 3am time to go for you!"
"Whadawhewlshiesh?"
I can feel the confusion, Kweenie.
"Raight."
"Mummy Kween whai ish he wakeeng ush uwp?"
"Ai dawnt knaw, buwt Ai dawnt laaik eet."
"Waffles waffles nice and done."
Thank god no fire.
"YEW SHTEENK!"
"What!?"
Kinda harsh, but kinda appropriate as well, considering the situation.
"YEW SHTIENK LAIK FEELTHEY FLAISH!"
"Why this outburst?"
"Wie cewld shteey da nayght raight?"
"Out! Now!"
"Fayn. Bay."
What a jerk.
"HEWKTAAR, CUM AWT AN FEESH MOI EEF YEW DEER!"
"Aw Gawd were eesh diesh goeeng?"
I understand the awkwardness, Preenshe, I understand...
"Wat do you want?"
"Yew aar now shuppershtaar anniemawr!"
"What's with this sudden outburst?!?!"
"NAWT MOI SHAWPURRSHTAWR!!!"
"Deeyar Jewelsh, Mummy Kween ish faiteeng with boyfreewnd. - Da Preenshe."
Jules, might be good dating material btw. Why not?
"YEW SHUCK!"
"CEASE THIS AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOUR AT ONCE!"
"Pee esh.: Ther shkriemeeng sho lawd dat Aim getteeng hed ayksh."
"YEWR MADDA EESH A LLAWMAH!"
"EXCUSE ME?!?!?!"
This is slightly going out of hand I'm afraid...
"YEW AAR SHOO SHUPPEWR FEWL AWF TRAWSH DET YEW RIEWK AWF FLAYSH END GAWRBAATSH AND SHTEENK!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"Wyat to dew waht tew doo..."
"YEW AAR SHOOO SHUWPUR AWGLEE AWN DIE EENSHAAID RWAAAAWR!"
"STOP POINTING AT ME MOTHERFUCKR!"
.........
Good idea there, Preenshe.
"YEW MADDUR EESH DA UWGLIESHT RUWLUR AWF LLAWMESH EEN DA WURLD!!!"
"CAN'T YOU JUST SCRAM?!?!?!"
"Nawp."
"Hmmph."
"YEWR AAR SHOOO DAWMB! EFF! YEW GEWT AN EFF!!!"
Looks like she's so busy grading him that they don't notice the spooky presence here.
"YEWR SHOOO AWWFEWL EEVUN PLESHTIEK SHURDJUREE CENT FEEKSH YEW!!"
"FUCK OFF!!!!!"
"TEEK DIESH!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK?!!?!?!?!?!!?!!?! I HOPE YOU DIE IN HELL!!!!"
That's it. Show him who's Da Kween!
WRRRAAAAWWRRR!!!!!"
Yes! Flatten him! Make pancakes out of him!
"QUIT IT YOU FAT, HIDEOUS GODAWFUL PIECE OF SHIT!"
"WWRRAAAAAAAAAAAWWRRRHH!!!!!!!!"
"SHOO!! TEEK DET YEW BEETSH!"
"MOTHERFUCKER YOU BROKE MY BACK!"
"Shurwfsh yew raight beetsh!"
"Aim shooo taiyurd do."
"Meh faighteeng shtayl eesh a riel piesh awf awrt thawgh."
"Shewndeeng heem a briek uwp teksht. Wier dawn."
... I can't believe he slept through all that.
... Oh, she left for work while exhausted. Should be fun.
Morning sleepy head. Shouldn't you go to school or something?
"Oi oi oi! But Ai shtill gawta showurr."
You better do quick or you'll be late.
At least Da Kween arrived at work in time.
Here goes...
And at least the gym is on the way to school...
"Yabbadabbadoobah! Woo woo wooshiesh!"
... Let's not make you a singer or something...
'Mandatory' wall trying to hit me in the face.
And off to school now boy.
"Shawree, Aill ruwsh."
Poor Gabriella, her lover has died.
Still late, but at least you're there.
Here are the Songs again, both having been pregnant in the past.
And Anna's being Anna again. Gotta love the insane Sims.
"Awwww. Aim shooo taayurd."
Blame Hector. Asshole.
"Ai musht gaw an shleep befawr Ai faynt."
Good idea.
"Yush."
"Meebee day haw cawtshush at da canshaynmunt shtawr."
Yay couches. Have a nice rest Kweenie.
Let's see what Da Preenshe is up to.
"Ai wanna gaw tew de Mewsheeam."
To the museum it is.
If it weren't for those non-glowing eyes I'd reckon that dude to be a fairy Werewolf. Kinda reminds me of Gwen's face.
"Oi, Aim beeying cawld."
"Yesh, Aim at da mewsheeyum at da mewment. Ai actewellie shewld bie kwaaiyet naw."
That's the library I believe.
"Shkewlsh now ovur, Aim nawt deweeng elementurie anniemore."
"Baiy. Aill trai feetnish leeter."
"Hiya Cayyew Clawn, lesh meek hamwurk and deeshcuwsh haw shkewl eesh awfewl, kay?"
"Sure."
"I really hate geography."
"Hmmshiesh."
Me too. Dropped it for a reason.
"Eendeed, eet'sh makeeng moi wanna shliep."
"True dat."
"Aimma aweek naw buwt shteeyl shuwpur shmellie."
I suggest you to go and shower?
"Ai whewll dew thet awl raiyet."
Why do I still bother taking pictures of you showering.
"Cewld ya reeshpewkt moi prayveshie?"
Nope. I gotta report every aspect of your life.
"Sheem awn yew."
Full Moon Night! Yay for more drama and insanity again!
"Lesh cawl a reendawm coowurkur fewr a deet."
Now that you've dumped Hector you can serial date yourself to achieve your LTW?
"Ekshektlie."
"Yew wanna gew awn a deet?"
"Hmm, kay?"
"Aiwll miet yew at da medjeek shawp."
Meanwhile, now that Da Preenshe has finished homework as well.
"Hey Jewelsh, wanna heng awt tewgether?"
"Sure why not?"
Meanwhile, Da Kween has arrived at her location...
"I like fish and chips."
"Eentreshteeng."
"Hiya haw yoew dewing?"
"Fine, thanks."
"Cewld be bettur, can't shee yew naw."
"It's so dark here."
Uh oh, zombie rising.
"Bewturr get eenshaid."
Wise words.
Oh look, the Blue Witch is a Blue Werewolf as well.
"Heeya, dew yoe huv shamtheeng tew faynd lawf?"
"Yes, we've now got this limited edition voodoo doll. Just bind people to you with it and make people fall in love with you."
"Shawndsh naish, Aill teek eet!"
"Lewksh laik dere eesh moi neew tawrgeet."
"Hmm?"
Well, the voodoo doll will prove helpful I think.
"Ey lewkey dewr!"
"What?"
"Eetsha laaytneeng peenteeng!"
"Hmm, interesting."
"WEED DA PAUWURSH AWF VEWDEW!!!"
That face you're pulling is slightly alarming, should I worry?
"Whhoahaahah?????????"
"Yaayshiesh, wie're awrt buddshiesh!"
"Woohoo, yay!"
"Yesh, eet weurktd"
"Awww, lesh geev deesh gewd dawllie shum huwglesh."
"Awww, I think I love you Kween."
"Yash, deesh dawllie eesh moi pleen tew niew haytsh fawr meh!"
All's fair in love and war. Even mind raping your victims.
"Shall wie gewt tew de mewviesh?"
"Sure. Which one? I'll drive."
"Griet, Ai dawn't hev a cawr."
"..."
Super charming there, Preenshe.
"Lesh pewt shum ewffehrd een beecawmeeng a hawrtbrekkur."
"Awww huggleshiesh..."
"Awwwwww...."
"You're so lovely, lets talk about newspapers."
"Hmmshiesh."
Way to ruin the mood.. Now we have to build it up all over again.
Meanwhile at the theater...
Fellow writer Tigerblu11's Sim partner Cassidy has become a zombie! Oi!
"Brrrraaaaaiiiiinnnsssssssss....."
"... Awr yew shure abaut tha Shawmbie movey?"
"MWWWWWWWWAAAAH!!!!!"
She goes for the kissy love...
"MWWWWWWAAAHHH!!!"
Annnnd it worked!
*more sticky kissing noises*
That voodoo doll will come in super handy I think.
"Yaaay, that voodoo doll will come in super handy!
Great minds think alike again.
"Letsh hawld hendsh."
"End keesh shum mawr.."
"Awwwwwshiesh...."
Guess that the zombie didn't make the movie work?
"Naww, Ai duwnno."
Shame. Let's go to Mummy Kween now.
"Aima shupper gewd mashashe peep."
"Yes, feels soooo good..."
"Aldawgh Aim getteeng a leetel taayerd."
Better hurry and make it official then.
Although Da Preenshe's presence might make things a little more awkward...
"I should actually sit in that chair and get first class overview."
Wise words there.
"Wahnna gaw shteddie with moi?"
"Sure. Why not?"
"Mwwwwah!"
"Hiya zombie, I call you Spooky."
"Hiya Mummy Kween."
"Hay hay Preenshe Boi!"
"Lesh meek awt een frawnt awf heem!"
... Super awkward situation for him tbh.
"Mwwwahwahwah!"
"Aima shuper hawt rooshe bookay, wanna wewhew?"
"Yessir!..."
"Bwwwaaaaiiinssss!!!"
"DoremifaSOLLATIDOOOOO!!!!"
"AAAARRGGGGGGGGGggghhhhh......"
"Ooh, my voice is zombie-repellent beautiful."
"Look at them go.."
"Naw. She no braaaaiiiiinnns."
No one asked for your opinion zombie.
"Zombie wanna luv."
"Ai dunnow whut diesh kaind of theeng ish, buwt eet lewksh laik we cen doo woohooshiesh een it."
Unfaltering logic to the max there, Kweenie.
"Braaaaiiiinnnnsssssss..."
"Ohmygosh, it's you again!"
"..."
"Brrraaawwrrrrrrr....."
"Rawrrrr!"
"Braaaaaiiiiiiiinnnnsssssss......"
Aaaaand another zombie in town.
*Shickashickapooooof!*
OHMIGOSH KWEEN!!! Where are you?
And you're following her blindly?... That's what voodoo magic does I guess.
"Awww, shooo taaired."
*Shickashickapooooof!*
*the weird shickashickapooooofer flashes in and out*
What the hell are they doing???
"Braaaaiiiiinnnnssss....."
"Oi oi!"
"DoremifaSOLLATIDOOOOO!!!!!"
"Aaaaarrgghhhh!!!"
"ZzzzzZZzzZzzzzzzZZzzzZZZZzzzZz....."
"I'm bored. I wanna howl randomly."
"Brains..."
"Awooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..."
...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
"ZZzzzzzZZzZZZZzzzzZZzzzZZZZZZZZzZZZzzzz......"
How the heck is he even sleeping through all that noise?
*Shickashickapooooof!*
Phew, he's back at last.
*Shickashickapooooof!*
"AIIIM BEEEEEEECK!!!! WOOHOOSHIESH!!!"
"Dat wash shuwper mutsh fuwn."
And he's still sleeping...
"Hey, lesh pewt dish reeleeshunsheep tew de neksht levvul."
"Wayt fewr moi."
"Next level? I feel flattered."
Knowing Da Kween I'm not sure if you should tho....
"Awr releeshunshewp eesh naw awfurr!"
"Wait, what? You break my heart?"
"Yupshiesh. Laiftaim weesh and awll."
"What the hell?"
"Lesh teksht Anna fewr funshiesh."
"Heey shonnie Preenshe."
"Ah, Ai jusht hed a naish quyet nappie."
... Quiet????
"Shoo, haw wash yewr mewvie?"
"Deednt watsh eet, shombee wash annoyeeng."
"Shame. Lesh gow an shleep naw. Fraidee tewmorraw. Lasht dee awf shkewl an wehrk few ush."
Speaking of sleeping, I renovated the house a little. The crib made place for a double bed now.
"Wash yewr daiy feelled weeth drawmattiek shtuff?"
"Yesh iet sherteenlie wash."
It CERTAINLY was.
"Can someone kill me?"
You're undead already.
"Braaaaaaaiiiiinnnssssss!!...."
"Oh boy, such joy."
"Braaaaaiiiinnnss!!"
"DoremifaSOLLATIDOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHhhhhhhh......."
Poor Blue Werewolf Witch.... Feeling sorry for her.
Too bad Da Kween and Da Preenshe don't come to the rescue. How nice.
"Gewd naight Preenshie!"
Good night Kween.
"Gewd naight Mummy Kween."
Good night Preenshe.
That concludes ,aybe the craziest day Da Kween has been up to to date. With Hector and another guy behind her, how fast will she advance to achieve her LTW? Will Da Preenshe find love in Jules, or will he have to find it elsewhere? More on that next time on Confessions of a Queenaholic. BYE!
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