Last time on Confessions of a Queenaholic, Da Kween has finally set her first steps into actively achieving her LTW by breaking up with Hector, dating another coworker and immediately dumping the poor fellow on a full moon's night. How many hearts will she break today? Will Da Preenshe get Jules to go steady with him? How will their final days fare before retiring/graduating?
As the final zombie returned to normal and ran for the hills...
Da Kween was the first one to wake up in the Uglington Mansion.
"AAAAAWWWW, wie gawt a menshyun?"
If you work hard you might.
"Aww shucksh, Ai gawt beelsh."
There goes the mansion.
"Aww riellie?"
Maybe Da Preenshe will build it.
"Ai hawp sho."
"And naw Aimma keel shum taim bai riedeeng da neewshpeppor."
Yup.
Time for your final day at work.
"... Yaayshiesh..."
Good morning Preenshe.
"AWWWWW!!!"
"Shoooo hungreey!"
"Aimma iet diesh payper beck!"
No, don't. Might be bad for your stomach.
Here's a picture of the daughter of the late Queen Vanderburg. If she's not too far from reaching puberty she might be a dating option too, if Jules fails...
"Wahll..."
"Heer gawsh..."
"Moi faynal dee at wurk."
"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhh......."
....... you okay?
"AAaAAAAaaAAAaAaaaAAAAaAHHhhhHHhHHhHH..........."
Should I call in an exorsist????!?!??
"GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH........ ... ... Naw, Aim awkee."
... If you say so.....
"Nah, nawtheeng heppund. Jusht pewleeng yewr lewg."
...
"Lesh gewt beg tew bishnish."
Journalism.
"Meh."
Good luck Kweenie.
Meanwhile, Da Preenshe took the taxi.
"Yash, faynelly at shkewl on taim for wanshe."
Yay, now to improve your notes and get at least an 8 so you roll a good trait.
... Oh my, it's the rival's spawn.
After a few hours...
"Dat wash moi faynelle jawb dee."
How did it go?
"Awwshum! Prowmooshun!"
Great! LTW time?
"Ewlteedabbulyoe taim!"
"Shoo Ai weel rawn tew..."
"Da denshe shtewdeeyo."
"Aww, loekie dere, naish dewd."
"Aim Da Kween, yewr neew heyar?"
"Yes. I'm a tourist."
"Den loek dere, eentreshteeng veewsh."
"What?"
"TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"Whare ish the tewreesht?"
You somehow zapped him upstairs.
"Lalala, let's do ballet lalala."
"Hmmshiesh, cen wie tawlk?"
"Lalalalala."
"Ai wanna tewlk to yoe."
"Lalalalala."
"Getteeng eempeshunshe."
"Hai, shee diesh naish dawl?"
"Aimma huwg eet. Naw yew lawf meh."
"I love you."
That was fast.
"Let's talk stuff."
"Emmshiesh... Nawt tew lang cush elshe Aiyl gewt taayerd fram diesh."
"Lobster-vega's super nice food, did you know?"
"Yeshh??..."
Don't lie, you've never had that.
"Kayshiesh."
Why don't you flirt him though?
"Ay cent shumhaw."
Shame. Tourists...
Mandatory camera failure again... The walls are out to get us!!
Meanwhile, Da Preenshe went to the science lab for a school project.
Alas, Nicholas, Anna had this happen to her before already, you could've known better...
"Lesh gaw shumwere elshe."
Wise words.
Where to go though?
"Laik heere."
Bert. Bert Alto?... Sure?...
"Waaaah, Lonnie!!!"
Yeah let's date your friend's ex now.
"Lewkie hierrr!"
"What?"
"VOOOODOOOOOO!!!!!"
"ERRRRP?!?!"
"Mwuhahahahahahahah!!!"
Err Kweenie?
"MWUHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!"
This is worrisome...
"MWUHEHEHEWHHH..."
.....
Look at those eyes...
This can't be good, right?
"Naw yew luwf moi."
"I love you!"
Yes I can see that Bert.
"Lesh dew hawmwork."
Nah, don't. You'll age up this weekend young man!
"Aww, lesh fluwrt shum."
"Aimma shuwpur gewd keeshur. Shupper naish leepsh. Wanne huv moi deemanshtreet?"
"WHAT?!"
Imminent drama.
"Mwwaaaaaaah!!!"
"BERT!!"
"How could you, you asshole?!?!"
"DUDE, what the heck?!?!"
"Shawree..."
"Aww, it's kay, you're such a cutie."
"Ai deed gewt prawmowshiun thow."
"Oh, that's great!"
"Hee, wier shnawbsheebleensh!"
"Griet tewrm coynd bay moi, raight?"
"Wait what?"
More drama? Bert, you naughty boy...
"A ye to!"
Da Preenshe meanwhile goes by taxi.
"Taym tew teek a showurr."
This is better than the gym's shower, right?
"Eet shurtenly eesh."
Great. Next ask out Jules?
"Hei hee, Ai knaw a fawnie jawk."
"Tell me."
"PLEEEWWRRTT!!"
"Haha!"
... That was already used in practically every friendly conversation you've had.
"Meh, Ai dawnt loek at da pawsht."
"An naw Aim poynteeng at yewr tshyeen."
"Aww, how adorable."
"Aim shoo adawrablee hawt yew shewld teek a peewctyur of moi."
"Hee Jewelsh, wanna heng awt ageen? Yewshturday wash fuwn."
"Why not?"
"Lesh goo!!"
"Oyoyoy, she'sh dere awlreddy!"
"Da tew awf ush feet tewgaddur laik a meekshed bewkay."
"Awww."
"Kyewt eeshnt eet?"
"Sure it is.."
"Yaayshiesh, hugglesh."
"'Sup."
"'Shup."
Short and to the point, just how I like it.
"MWWWWAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"
Will he follow his heart this time???
Yes, he does! Poor Bert...
"Eetsh moi burtshdee!"
... Oh God, such great timing...
... NOT.
"WOOHP WOOHP WOOHP!"
"... kay."
"Shpawrkel shpawrkel heer Ai cawm!!"
"POOWF!!"
Congratulations. You're now old Kweenie.
"Awwk, moi beck..."
"Imma gonna eat him raw."
HOLD ON A SECOND!!!
Are those... SERPERATE EYEBROWS?!?!
"GAWD SHAYVE DA KWEEN!!!"
"BERT ALTO YOUR SON OF A BITCHING CHEAT-ASS!"
"Leave some raw pieces for me raaawr!!"
Hey Preenshe, your mother is now old.
"Ai've hieard frahm a reelayable shawrshe det Mummy Kween'sh naw owld."
"Oi. Congrats."
"Aim getteeng a leetel tayyurd, buwt Ai dawnt wanna lief yew yet."
"Aww, that's so cute."
"Hehe, thenksh."
"Yew'r.. kaynda kyewt too.. bay da wee..."
"Ahaha, I am."
"I'M GONNA EAT YOU RAW YOU PIECE OF SHIT!"
"Aw aw aw aw aw!!!"
"Sheet dashent taysht tew gewd rayt?"
You got a point there.
"Whaddevur, lesh keesh agawn."
"Awwww..."
"Grrr!"
Carlotta, I promise you that this love won't grow as odl as these two are.
"Hey, Jewelsh, Ai gawta be hawnesht wid yew."
"Yes?"
"Mwwwwwwah."
"Oh my, Princy!"
"Lesh breeng owr deet eendawrsh fawr shum... 'tewchteelmewchteel'."
"You're very good in German."
"Ai knaw."
"Ewwrr.. deed yew laik moi keesh?"
"Yes........"
"Den deesh eesh a gewdbay keesh. Ai gawta go. Befawr da poleeshe camsh and arreshtsh outshaid teensh becawsh Beeg Brawddur watsheeng uwsh."
".. Bye.."
If the police would spend their time catching burglars instead... but no. :c
"Aww, whar wure wie?"
"Aw raight, keeshush!"
"Hiya Mummy Kween!"
"Hai Shonnie Preenshe."
"MWAAAAAAH!!!"
"She'sh et it ageen, eeshn't shee?"
Yup, she is indeed.
"Awww, hald hendsh ageen."
"I'm hungry though."
"Awwwww hugglesh."
"Dansheeng da naight aweee..."
I think I found a point on which I can save on picture space.
Wahnna be moi boifwrehnd?"
"Aww sure."
"MMMMMmmmmmMMMmmMmmMMmmmMMMMmMmmmhhhhh...."
"Oyoyoy.."
"Let's go upstairs."
Don't let him wait there, Kweenie."
"Hiya Yung Preenshie!"
"... Hewloo, Mummy Kween..."
He's just going through puberty.
"Shoo, lesh 'tewchtulmewchtul?"
"Okay. I'm still hungry though."
Not the best mood to woohoo in I guess.
"Dawnt reween da mewd thawgh, you."
Good idea you sleep through that young one.
"Heeyah, Bewrt, lesh breeng awr reelaashunsheep tew da neksht lefful."
"What is it, my love??"
"Ai.. Ai... Aim gawna.....aaahhh..."
She's gonna faint. Part of being old now.
"Oi, shewld ai be werrieyd?"
"Aim aweek naw and Aim brekkeeng uwp weeth yew!"
"What? Why?"
"Cush yew deedent ketsh moi whun Ai feented!"
"... Sorry..."
"Leave!"
Be glad that you're not Hector Mendoza, Bert. He had it rough....
"Taym tew shleep. Gewd naight!"
Good night!
So, that was the latest eventful day in the lives of Da Kween and Da Preenshe. Will Da Kween reach her LTW soon? Will Da Preenshe conquer Jules' heart? We'll see more of that next time. BYE!
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