After a night together with Nicholas Riverhawk, da Kween has found herself expecting! Rumour (and a blatant admission on the phone) have revealed the baby daddy is dating someone else! That, and the Full Moon night have caused chaos in our life in Hidden Springs. Now on maternity leave, it's time to find other things to do spend our day on instead of working...
"Ai musht meek da bedd befawr leaveeng."
Aww, and you even did the other side you forgot last time you slept there!
"Aimma newt Shimmey! Aim gawna shawwurr."
Okay, what's the plan?
"Aim hungawah. Gawna dew groshereesh."
Sounds solid to me.
"Aw lewk how naish, shoo crawdeed. And eet'sh Lawnee!"
She's calling, better not interrupt. Your own phone is ringing btw.
But then, someone walks out of the door...
"Huhshiesh?"
"Whaz?"
Both ladies are suddenly overcome with emotions of intense and bitter rivalry. This might spawn a feud later on...
"Aym za Prynzezz."
"Pffft. Aim da Kween."
"Ay marriez za Prynz!"
"Aim da Kween of moi awn!"
Eh, just leave her alone for now. Hottie over there.
"Ello, Aim da Kween and Aim supawr Hungway!"
"Hector Mendoza. Musician, not a serial killer."
Yes, hearts are flying! Good catch indeed.
"Yowr ah kewtee."
"Whash yewr shtawr shaing?"
"I'm Aquarius. I'm like a sports drink."
"Cewl, Shaggeetawreeash!"
Boss at half past 9, be careful!
And she's left. Great.
"Whaddya werk fawr a jowp?"
"I lead an orchestre. No serial killer here, hehe."
"Aimma sheernawleusht awn mayteernatee leaf."
"Letsh do shum shecrewt hendsheek. A ye to!"
... Someone's barfing. Also expecting? I did mess a bit with NRaas to allow male pregnancy...
"Da mewsheek eendushtree shoundsh shuper naish."
"It is indeed. I like how expressive it is."
Minzi Cho, finally! She's been stuck at her own house for like ages...
"Aww, hugglesh!"
"Shoo, yow wurck at da pewdium raihgt? Shupaw shmaailing."
"Yup."
"Wanna ruwb moi prwegnand bewlley?"
"Okay."
"Awww.."
"Wanna gew huv shome shnecksh?"
"Sure why not?"
The fact that it's not very healthy and you're PREGNANT? Haven't you seen the robot in the commercial break last episode?
"Wha epushowde?"
Nevermind, just go eat snacks.
Such gentleman you are, Hector. Run all the way yourself and let a pregnant Lady walk by herself all over there. At least you could've offered her a ride or something?
"Ladies first."
"Kweensh fursht."
After dinner, it's time for someone to get backdoored again...
"Ere Ai cawm!"
"Moi eesh lawvelee laik flawursh, are yew sheengle?"
"Yes, I am?"
"Aww, hugglesh!"
"Een a glasshh hawfful oor hawlfemptee, yewr a fuwllee vul glawsh."
"Thanks, I guess."
I'm a glass? Since when?
Ohh, that stare is 100% awkward...
"Meow. I need a disguise."
Even the kitty agrees on that.
Annnnnnd BIG KISS RAPE again... Poor Mitzy, scarred for life.
... Body horror!
Nose in cheek, nose in cheek!
"Mwwwaaaah!"
"Mummy, help me! I wanna go home!"
A ring.. I hope it's not a promise ring or something... Oh, and he's pinching her butt.
"Lesh meshaawshe."
And the cats are watching. Idea: should I make da Kween a cray cat lady later on?
Boss alert! Please act like nothing's going on...
"Aww, lesh huggle shum mawr."
"Meh hawrt wash brewken but yah heeled eet! Lesh hawld hendsh."
... Looks like another heart is going to be broken now though... Poor cat's gonna be awaken from her dream of ladybugs. Or his. I dunno. Didn't bother to check.
As Nicholas is about to enter the snackbar, he processes what he actually just saw!
"WAIT WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
"Shawddap an danshe with moi."
"Wheee."
"Aimma nowt letya drawp!"
Spawn the drama
"Hey you cheater!"
"Ah, hay ther Nikkawlash."
"Whut is happening?"
And suddenly, the phone statts ringing too. What's not stopping the kitty from sleeping?
"Phhfff, shum eksh of mahne. Eegnawr him, he'sh shtarteed deeteeng anoawtha guwrl firsht. Ai jusht mewved awn, Aimme metewre laik that. Wannah bew moi boifrawnd?"
"Err... sure?"
"Aww, kishiesh!"
"I'm getting tired of this, miss UGLIngton."
The kitty is getting tired of this.
"I gotta go now. Bye."
"Baye. Mwah."
There he goes...
So time to go find a sleeping place too.
Perhaps at Boss Ma'am's place or something.
Ding dong.
"Wooh aar yoe an what have yoe dan to Anne Meenown?"
"I aged up. How amusing."
"Can Ai shtaay tah naight?"
"Sure, why not?"
That's settled soon enough.
"Laatesht gawsheep: Neecholash Reevarhawke ash cheeted on meh."
"Really?"
"Shoo naw Aim in luuf with Hectar Mendawsha."
"Oh, congrats."
Let's not get into too much detail on the drama that came with it. Poor Mitzi Cho. Story Progression told me she's in heavy therapy. She might never be the same anymore...
"Aw, and Aim preegnand."
"Ooh, congrats."
"And you've been for a really long time, right?"
"Yush. Lasht treemeshtah."
"Tew bad Hectah eesh not da fadder douh. Eetsh Neekowlashe."
"Oh my."
"Sho, Ai jusht randamlee bauwht a leeptap an Aimma wrait raight now."
"Sure. I retired though. So now Queen Catharina Vanderburg is your new boss."
"Oooh, Kween meetsh Kween! Aweshameshaush!"
"Lesh wrait an arteecle baut Adèle."
The article was a bit of a flop. Too schmoozery..
"Ah jusht feeneesht dah artewkle. Taim to shleep!"
And while our protagonist goes and sleeps with her now ex-boss again, Anna is dreaming about being a political leader. Like H. M. Catharina Vanderburg is now.
So, that's the story of how things ended with Nicholas and began with Hector (who apparently has aged up as well. Just like Adèle. And Catharina. And Lonnie. Heck, most people are old now. Eh...). And tomorrow is the big day that the baby will be born. Let's see what will happen! BYE!
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