After Da Preenshe grew up into a child on Gabriella's party, it was mainly his deeds which made last episode interesting. Da Kween just worked, read, slept and got rejected for a date, while Da Preenshe made a new friend after school. How will the rest of his Elementary School career go by? Will Da Kween ever go on a date with Hector?
As Da Preenshe enters the inn lobby, he sees a very special person to him... even though he has never spoken to him ever in his life...
"KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL!!!! KILL DAT MONSTER KILL IT KILL IT!!!"
How is Nicholas gonna explain this gaming taste to his fellow treehugger housemates?
"Oowaaaah, Aim shoo tayerd, thow Aim shkweekie klien."
"Awmoigawsh da tap ish leeking a leetle."
You, dear child, just won the understatement of the year award!
"KILL DAT MONSTER BUNNY KILL IT KILL IT YOU CAN DO IT FOXY KILL IT!!"
...........
You, my sir, definitely need some therapy.
Luckily he never noticed Da Kween sleeping upstairs...
"Mawrneen Mummy Kween..."
"Ohmygawsh Aim shoo hungwah Aim breeteeng ina bag."
"Huf-waaah huf-waaaah huf-waaah!"
"Shubleemeenallie dreemeeng abauwt fewd... mymuymyum..."
"Aaaaawh gewd marneeng Preenshe."
"Gewd morneeng Mummy Kween. Shliep wel?"
"Yeshir, riellie whel, yoe meed moi shubliminellie dreem abaut fewd."
"Aim hungrway."
"Lesh eet shnecksh fewr brekfasht!"
"Yuhmmie!"
HEALTH-E does not approve.
Eating out there does mean that you won't be able to get to work and school on time though...
"Meh, Aim shoo clooshe tew a prowmawshiun naw, shure Aiwll get eet eevun wen Aim leet tewdee."
Well... good luck then.
"Hee, aar yoe shteel shteendeeng hir aaftur owvar an howur?"
"... spooky isn't it?"
"Meh, Aim off tew wurk."
"Buh-baay."
"Hey wayt for moi Ai gawt beckdoowred."
You could also just not run around that fence there and go straight for the road instead.
"Eh. Sheemsh lawgeec."
"An naw Ai gotta gow fasht!"
"Jusht een taim wit moi Djeurnaleesht shewt."
After Da Preenshe entered school, we jump a bit forward in time...
Ooooh my, Anna's got in prison for not paying her alimony. Nicholas has forgot to do so as well... Maybe he's next?
"Whoosh whoosh, Ai gawt dat proomooshun eevan thaw Ai wash rielley leet tewdai! Aimma Kween awf da werodl!"
Hector Mendoza located. Time to strike time to strike!
"Yesh, shoo Aimma teek a tawkshey."
Let's go!
"AWMAIGAWSH EETSH HEWCTAWR FAHNELLY AI GET TEW SHEE YEW OWEMDJIEDABBELYOUTIEAWFSHIESH!"
"Good afternoon to you too."
"WHEEEEE!!!"
"Ai wannaw prawteekt yew fawr a rielie lawng taim againsht sheverul eevulsh rawneeng arawnd een diesh werld."
"Oh, thanks to you. Fine."
"A ye to!"
Oh how adorable, it's a Lenka lookalike. Cute. :3
"Shoo, haw deed yew dew?"
"Great, I was just strolling around and then you came."
"AI MEED A PROWMUUSHUN AGEEN!"
"Awesome! Can I have a leaf?"
"Whai?"
"Because my face looks constipated."
You, sir, need some soap to wash out such toilet humour.
"Aww, lesh gawsheep. Ai jusht lerned at moi werk dat thangy jusht deed thingee an datsh jusht shupper rewd eeshnt eet?"
"Really?"
The Lenka lookalike is amused by hearing such tales.
"Aw, gawta cawl tew enshwur."
"Okay, guess I'll defeat that super cute critter at a staring contest then."
"Hiya Lawnee!... Whet, yew shewld teek yewr meeddeesheyne! Gewd fewr you hellt. Riellie."
"Shoo, youwr clewsh tew daaiyeeng yew shay? Cen Ai haf pawrt awf dee eenherrietenshe? No? Shaameshiesh."
Meanwhile, at the Song Residence...
Da Preenshe has been invited over to play with Caillou Clone.
"Just don't run around, right?"
"Nawh, wie're jusht deeweeng hamwahrk tewgeddur."
"Shoo, buhbaye Lawnee!"
Meanwhile, Lenka Lookalike doesn't seem to like Lonnie's former maid so much..
"Shooo, afftur dat Lawnneh kawlll, weere wur we?"
"Sup?"
"Aww, Ai reemewmburr. Aimmaa..."
"I'm amused."
"Djawmp uwp een die aar!"
"Whoa!"
"Yaaayshiesh, yew cawt moi!"
"Sheesh..."
"Shooo, wahnna faynellie shpend a deet nait witd meh?"
"Sure!"
"Griet. Naw lesh hawld hendsh!"
"Screw those two, I'm outta here."
"Wheeshiesh, lesh awr hendsh weef een da weend."
"An naw lesh keesh hier an rait naw!"
Meanwhile, Da Preenshe is almost done with his homework."
"Dere eesh a new mewvee Ai wanna shee! Lesh watsh eet!"
"Okay."
"Hmm, Ai theenk deresh shawmteeng feeshee gaweeng ahn hier."
Oh no, not the bench.
"Oh no, not the bench."
Oh boy how great. She's at it again. :C
"Bwah, eeven shawpeeng progremsh aar bettur thawn no teevee."
You're at a friend's place young man, you should chat with him
"Awww awkee, shawree. Gaweeng dere allreddie."
"Shoo, Ai riellie laik yewr haushe. Shuper naish."
"Thanks."
"Yew reemaind moi of Cayyouw. Can yew sheeng dat shong?"
"Sure."
"I'm just a kid who'se 4.
Each day I grow some more.
I like exploring I'm Caillou."
"Cewhl!"
"Dey shewld meek a mewvee of yew."
"Thanks."
"I'll give you free tickets if they actually do, you gave me the idea."
"Yaay, thankshiesh! Shuwper mutsh awportewnitee fewr drawma!"
"I'll give your mother tickets too!"
"Lesh plee rawck peepur shkishorsh."
"Rawck peepur TRESH CAWN!"
"Wut?"
"Rewk goesh eento trawsh ceen."
"Deed yew know moi feersht wurd wash shunnie?"
"My first word was rainy."
"Cewhl!"
"Au gawdda go naw!"
"Bye!"
Yup, I uderstand that thought there...
Time to find your Mummy Kween now.
There she is...
"Hewctar, whure aar yoe?"
"Aww, dere yeu ar."
Your son is there now too.
"You remind me of an innocent daisy."
"Aww, thankshiesh, lesh denshe een da mewnlaight."
"An naww lesh keesh. Mwwwwwwwwwah!"
Kweenie, there are children watching.
"Aimma plai with da beep beep sheep."
"Naw he eeshnt watsheen ennimawr."
"Lesh gaw tew yewr haushe."
"Oioi, wayt fewr moi!"
"Wayt few mooooi!"
Shout-out to Twiddle3, Minzi Cho's latest novel is named after him: 'Behind the wheel with Duckies'.
Meanwhile, here are Mr Song and another pregnant walkby.
"Bwahahah, now you're the pregnant dude!"
"Awwwshiesh, cen wee gaw een cen we gaaw een?"
"I believe someone is watching us..."
Nooo, just pretend I'm not here Hector.
"Woohp woohp, eet's mah burshdee!"
Great timing. You were ALMOST there... :c
"Hiya Hawrshee, Shelebreeting moi beershdaye!"
"Hrrrrph" *Oh look*
"Wheeeeshiesh!"
"Hrrrphmm" *those humans, always acting like idiots again. I should just go and leave quietly*
"Heya Hawshee, dawn't goo!"
"Hrrmmpph Hrr" *Fuck, he's on the ploy*
"Watsh moi, Imma aatshe up!"
"WOOOHOOO!"
"Lesh gewt een yewr haushe."
"Of course, dearie."
Totally oblivious to the nearby birthday. Good parenting indeed...
"Shweeeeee!!!..."
"Hrrr Hwwrrph" *Just looking the other way...*
"Woohp woohp WOOHP!"
"Hrrmmph." *Ignoring the wannabe unicorn*
"Ommigawsh Aim gaweeng thruw pyuwbertee."
"Yeawh baybee!"
"He hawrshee, do Ai lewk goowd?"
"HRAAWRAAEERRWAAAR!!!" *RAAAAWR MY EYES!!!*
Kinda harsh for a horse. Wanna get sent to the glue factory?
"Aww, wier faynallie eenshaide."
"Ai gawt prewmawteed tewdaay, deed yuw now dat?"
"I believe you said that already, indeed."
"Aww, Ai luwf yewr gewd memmoree."
"Thanks."
"Bay da wee, can wii shtee da naight hier?"
"Nawt watsheeng them..."
Rude, but wise, young Preenshe.
"Aim nowt yung anniemawr."
"Of course you can stay."
"Griet!"
"Hwwrrrff." *Coast is clear*
Some family bonding. Watching TV while the other finishes her book.
"AAAAARGH, FIRE FIRE FIRE I'M BURNING WAAAAAAAH!!!!!"
"Cewl sheet dish."
..... Should we have you checked, just to be sure?
KRRRZZZZTT
"Fewkurawnee."
"I am your university mascot! I'm here to spread school pride for y'all!"
"Yewr verrie gewd at playeeng da geetawr."
"Thanks, bud."
"OYXI!!! DA TIEVIE EESH BRAWKEEEEEN!!!!!"
"Aimma gawna eet shum deenur. Yew hungrahy tew?"
".. Kaindah.."
"Greet. Yewr fewd eesh awn da cawnturr."
"Thenkshiesh, Mummy Kween."
Typical mother-son love. Getting food for the other.
"Myumumumyumuymuyumumuyum."
"Oooh, Ai weesh dat Ai wash reetsh."
"Whoe dasn't?"
"Aiyd bay meh shum naish beeg haush fewr yoe an moi."
"Haw abowt a beeg rackeet?"
"Aaaww, shoundsh naish tew. Wie cen flai rayth tew da mewn."
"Buwt naw Aim riellie taayurd naw."
"Gew naight."
"Yaaaaawnshiesh!"
First you should answer your phone.
"Okaaayshiesh, sheesh!"
"Aimma gew tew bed raight naw too."
"Hiya, noow, Aimma nawt gawna dew da deeshush, Aim tew tayurd."
"Nawt. Deeweeng. Da. Deeshuuush. Shieshiesh."
"Wakey-wakey. Only your mother can go and sleep here."
Sheesh, how rude of Hector. Her son needs to sleep too, right?
Don't be such a smug snake and go watch tv there. Others DO want to sleep..
"Faynallie, Ai cen gow shleep naw awfturr dat kahwl."
Meanwhile, Hector is baking waffles... But we'll see about that for another time.
How long and well will Da Kween and Da Preenshe be able to sleep with Hector making so much noise? Will they have enough energy for their next day of work and school? Will Da Preenshe be able to tame his tornadoing hormones? That and perhaps more next time, on Confessions of a Queenaholic. BYE!
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