Previously on Confessions of a Queenaholic, we followed half-brother Sem through his decisions when it comes to love. In the end he chose Auden Moore-Anderson over Achmed Chesterfield and Silvijn Song. While Da Kween and Nicholas just go through their old days together with rutting and non-rutting, Da Preenshe has achieved his Lifetime Wish to become a Culinary Librarian and not soon after, his wife Hailey begins to give birth... But what will pop out of her? We'll find out soon!
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Name: King Uglington
Traits: Hates the Outdoors, Genius
Lifetime Wish: N.A.
Favourites: Digitunes, Risotto with Porcini, Grey
Sun Sign: Virgo
"Ugh, thank goodness I pooped that thing out at last. Ouch."
Ehm Hailey, poop and babies do not come out of the same hole (thank goodness).
"Shaddup and lt me make up my expression."
"Heeyah, pliesh wayt fewr moi tew goo weeth moi waifie an beebi!"
"This is your fault, you put me through the pain."
"Shawree, buwt wie gawt a leetel Keeng naw! Loek haw kyoet."
"Waahwaah"
I do hope that the baby's face turns out alright. Maybe we bred out that nose."
"Buwt ai laik me nooshe."
Breeding that nose out is the entie foundation of this challenge, Princey.
"... Cen't shteey med, Aimma deddie naw."
"End Aim shupur hawngree!"
It's a shame that both parents have huge appetites, makes it very probably that trait will run in the family for a bit longer.
"Heeeere. Eat... I said, EAT! Eat, for feck's sake!"\
And force-feeding him will definitely evoke that family appetite. It's got a bit of it's charm though...
"Great, now I'm hungry too."
"Aim awlsho hungrey!"
"Aim gawna kewk shomtheeng uwp."
"Good. I'll put this thing away."
"Hmmshiehs, dew Ai hier voyshush een thewr?"
"Sounds like it. Must be the kids?"
"So. Now stay there."
I'm starting to about whether spousing you was a good choice, Hailey.
"Go away. Or I'll teleport away."
"BYE FELICIA."
"Whew'sh Feleesiha?"
I'm here right now.
"Oh crap not you again."
"Awwww lewkkieh hiewr eetsh moi lewtel babbie grendshun!"
"Dawdaw!"
"Aimma bie uh riellie gewd grawnmahmey fewr yoe, verrie mutshiesh."
"Aww."
At least he's got one loving female figure in his life. And she certainly knows how to love. :o
"Haiya, Neekawlesh."
"Pfft, please respect my privacy."
"Buwt wier merriyet, wie haw wewhewd tewgeddar."
She has a point there Nickie.
"Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to work I go..."
"Hmm, you should've added blue dyes to those waffles."
No Hailey, he should have not. Blegh.
"Aimma weshh moi hentsh."
"... Are you freaking kidding me??"
"At last, time to go sleep."
"Gewd nait, Heelie."
It's morning, Preenshe.
"Hmmshiesh, moawr beelsh tew pei. Shucksh."
"Aww, you are such a lovely little boy. Proud to be a grandfather."
"Now be a good boy, I will be back soon."
"Dawdaw."
That makes three loving figures in baby boy's life.
"Myummew yummew weffulsh taysht show gewd."
"Honey did you know you left the bathroom sink broken?"
"Ai deed nawt."
"Did too."
"Deed nowt."
Bwahaha, bickering like an old married couple.
At least these seem to get along splendidly.
That argument seems to have a winner now. How's it going, Keenie?
"Pffft, sheetshaishesheat. Wahddur een moi feesh."
I guess I'll leave you doing that.
Nicholas seems to be enjoying himself tending his garden though.
"Et lasht, Ai gewt yew yu fewkeeng bawlt Gawh!"
You did it! You did it! You did it! Yeah!
"Pfft, Deesh mesh dow. Ai gawdda klien eet naw."
Good luck with that, can't help you. I'm just a voice talking to you, you see.
Also talking to thin air, is Nicholas.
"Hello my little plant chap. How's your rooting doing?"
"..."
"Splendid!"
"Boohoo! I just got a promotion, yay me!"
Congrats, let's dance!
"... In front of the office!?"
... Da Kween was more fun in that regard.
Speaking of fun...
"Baby baby hoppy fun! Baby baby bunny bun!"
"Ahahaha!"
"You want to drink?"
Dear King isn't short of any attention.
"Riedeeng da newshpeppur leik een moi awldun deesh awf wurkeeng dere."
"Kweenie, could ya stop talking out so loud, you just woke us up!"
"Pffft, yah- yah shtartewld mee!"
"Oh, shawree piepsh."
"Hmm, a package for me? Noice!"
Would you care to show what's inside it?
"Nope. It's mine. Get your own."
... Life seems to be going it's way in Uglington Manor.
"Hee, praivashee!"
Sorry. Or am I?
"Ooh, I especially like sunflowers, I love how huuuuge they can get."
"Kinda like Kweenie's nose?"
"... Yeah, kinda."
"Heya Heelie, haw'sh ya dewing?"
"Just sitting. Ugh. Everything still hurts."
"Eef yew nied a huwg-..."
"MA STUFF HURTS AAAAAHRGHHH!!!"
"Hewldeeng hendsh weet me hawbbie eesh shooo rawmentikk."
"And left- and right- and left- and right."
"Hiya Auden, wanna meet out in town?"
"Yeah, sure. Where do we meet?"
"I dunno, city hall and we'll see what we'll do there?"
"Sounds good."
"Heigh ho, heigh ho, it's off to him I go."
Have you been watching too much Snow White
"Nah, nothing."
Suuure...
"Sup."
"Hey."
"I made a promotion at my job, good huh!"
"Woo, good job!"
Level 2 isn't that good of a level though.
"Hmmm-hhmmm..."
"Hmmshieshhmmm..."
"Aaah, that was so gooood..."
"Ai eem tew pliesh."
"Pffft. I wanna eat something."
"Like those brains."
"Euh, awr yoe shure abawt tha?"
That's just plain gross, Hailey."
"Wewhew!"
Those two are getting busy in the bedroom! Typical of a Kween!
Mh-mh-mhhhh!
At least those two seem to take it easier by taking a detour to the movie first.
"And who's gotta do the dishes again? 'Heelie'."
Pfft, at least you have dishwasher. And your husband is taking care for the baby in your place.
"GAHAAAAAH! Not listening, something's tryin' to choke me GAAAAAH!"
Are you sure about that?
"Yas, look, this is my choke face, go away or I'll--it'll kill me!"
I'd rather not have anyone die here today, thank you.
"I heard someone talking in here, was that you Hailey?"
"Oh no, absolutely fine sir Nicholas."
..........
"Hm-hm-hmmm, shteel lewkeeng shekshie esh ewvur, Kweenie."
Oh lookie there. Looks like one of Kweenie's exes has kicked the bucket. Alas. She doesn't get any inheritance.
"Oh, alas. Can I have coffee?"
Sure, it's on the floor.
"Uh-uh! No way I'm gonna walk over there to get coffee!"
Then that's your problem. At least your parents in-law. do eat nicely.
"Heeeya dere. Yoe nied toe iet ash whell."
And little Minion of course. Let's not forget the family pet, I remember that in Sims 1 a neglected guinea pig could actually kill Sims.
"Aww, Ai luwf moi Pienawt Badder Shentweetshesh!"
"Good for you. Now who will go and clean off this round of plates?"
Another old bicker. And Hailey's apparantly fit enough to go paint all the way there without coffee.
"Aww, leetle Keeng wantsh bawtel?"
"Dawdaw!"
Oh dear, you're starting to corrupt his grammar already, XD
"Hmmshiesh, deesh eesh riewl gewd!"
"Oi, I'm feeling a little funny..."
Did you eat something with meat again, Nicholas?
"Whoooaaaahhh???"
Oh. Crap.
"Oh. That's that I guess."
"Whash yew tawlkeeng abawt, Neekolawsh?"
I was just kidding when I talking about you not getting hot and heavy enough
"Whoashiesh?!"
"WAAAAA, NEEKOWLESH!!!"
"WHAAAAAASHIESH!!!"
"What's going on in here?!"
See for yourself Hailey.
"Oh... Sheiße."
"Here I art again. What hath thou in offer for me?"
Oh no, not you again.
"DEADDIE NUUUUUUW!!!"
Unfortunate choice of vowels you have there, Princie."
And poor Sem didn't even get to say his final goodbyes. Poor Sem.
"Whachu talking about, Willis?"
... My name's not Willis.
"Thou!"
"Goeth in thou urn!"
"Noo, please! I beg you! I just had my first grandson!"
"Pff, noth againth. Just go in thou grave."
"Ugh. Fine."
"NEEKAWLESH!!!!"
"DEDDEE!!!!"
"...... Sigh..."
At least Sem seems to be doing relatively fine. Even though his plumbob is bloodred. It's out of romance and love, I swear!
"... Now whath?"
Ugh, stink-reaper. This whole ordeal fills him with joy???
"Awn da kaunt owf thrie."
"Yaaas..."
Now what are those guys up to???
"BEW!!!"
"AAAKTH!"
"Thiesh wan'sh fer dawddee!"
Yeees, even Kweenie is into the plot!
"BAAAUW!!!!"
"WHOATH!"
"BOOOO!!!!!"
"EEPTH! Stop it, peopleth! I art leavinth."
That'll teach him! Good job guys.
"Auden, there's one thing I really wanna ask you."
"Auden Moore-Anderson..."
"Oh..."
"It seems like we only started dating yesterday..."
- Because it was
"But do you want to marry me?"
"OH YES! So Shinyyyyy!"
"Here. It fits on nicely..."
"It's so beautiful!"
"Yes, I wanna marry you Sem Riverhawk! With all of my heart!"
"I love you!"
"I love you too!"
Aww, this was really cute and needed after the tragedy that just happened.
"Aww, cute love."
I can only say amen to that.
"Let's kiss for the cam."
*FLASH*
So, with the end of this episode also comes the end of the first member of the Royaltee. I do hope Da Kween will be spared for a few more days, but with a short lifespan nothing's certain in Hidden Springs. People younger than her have already kicked the bucket, so her life might be on the chopping block as well... But we'll see whether Kweenie will die next or live for a little longer next episode. We'll also see King grow up to a toddler and who knows, might there be wedding bells ringing as well? We'll find out then! BYE!
