2.5 - The Day After

Previousy on Confessions of a Queenaholic we witnessed the 'double wedding' of both Da Kween and Da Preenshe. As the Royaltee grew more than double in size, it was one... heck of a wedding party and everything went on late. How will our household react on al this in the aftermath though? We'll find that out next!

"ZzzzZzzzZZzzZzzzZZzzzz....."

At last. You fell asleep. Great.

"Mwaaaah, mawrneeng."

Just in time for someone else to wake up again. Morning Kweenie."

"Bwaah, Aim shteel shuwpur shed det Shebeshtiyun daid on awr weddeeng."

Why don't you use that experience in your plagiarisedvery original book?

"Hmmshiesh, Aimma ektuwallie dew det!"

"Whieeeee! Aimma wraaiteeng laik a bawsh!"

Well... The royalties will make for some nice income though..

"Yesh, royalteesh fawr da Royaltee!"

You're gonna be busy for a while right?

"Yuppersh. Ai musht cawshentreet naw thow."

... Fine. Hubby's awaking right now anyways.

"Whoa, you're watching me like a real hawk alright..."

Awesome, isn't it?

"Not really. I need privacy too, you know."

I've heard that a lot of times already. Bwahahah. It's getting old though.

"Hmmshiehs, wakie wakie toe mie."

"Ai'm shuper hungrie tho!"

Then you should go and eat.

"Naw, Ai'm gawnna teek a showur."

Logically.

"Blegh... This thing is a mess..-"

It's autocleaning. Why do you clean it up yourself?

"..."

"I'm hungry tooo!"

Good morning Hailey.

"So I'm running outside and gonna breath in a bag!"

"Aww, dere yoe awr shwiety."
"Puckering up my lips already..."

"Aww hugglesh."
"Awww.."

"Ai'm hungary thuw."
"We should totes go out and eat a restaurant."
".. Whayt whatshiesh?!"

"Eat AT a restaurant, heheh. Just a slip of the tongue."
"..."
"... Btw, that wedding ring is super nice thanks for that."

Nice save.

Just an average quiet day at the old chaps.

"I'm a stock holder at the bistro, so we can eat there for free!"
"Whoop doop!"

OH! Now this is interesting.. "Keesheeng een frawnt awf a beeg grewp awf pepple eesh jusht... grawsh."
Not very into character Kweenie...

Oh, and Hailey's feeling sick for no known reason. Babies coming up! Mummy Kween will be Granmummy Kween!

This news article seems to be a little more accurate though. Perhaps it was a 'hommage' from Kweenie's former coworkers?

"Haihaihai, wayt fawr moi!"

One brunch latèrre.

"Bwaaaah, I'm still sad that my brother is dead and I missed it!"

"Aww tyeer uwp, taym wheel hiel awl waundsh."
"... Thank you. I love you."
"Moi tew."

... Feckeroo, Minion escaped again!

Are you stopping while you're only 2 phrases away from finishing your book just to catch it for us?

"Nawp. Jusht gawdda yewshe da toylut."

Oh. Thanks so much. Then why not just finish those final 2 phrases?

"... Cush Ai fiel laik eet?"

Just chatting

"Ah, I got you there little buddy. No more escaping for you right?"

"Ack! Dad! You woke me up!"

... It's noon already, about time to get your ass out of bed.

"..."

"I should get a job. I think this suit will do."

Looking savvy in there. I believe it'll do the job.

"... 'Shup?"

Nothing.

"Ieven tho wie're awn a deet Ai gawdda watsh shum Shimtyewb veedeosh naw."
"How am I grabbing your attention again?..."

"Ohmygod... Princie.. I'm gonna be sick!"

"Bwaaaargh!"

"BWAAAARGGGHHH!!!"

"Oi, Heelie, yoe awkay?"
"It worked yay!"

Talk about out-of-the-box thinking.

"... Yew shuwre gat a criyaytive maind."
"Yay thankies!"

*Insert Thomas the Tank Engine remix here*

"Business.. that should do the trick."

Let's do all the things your stepmummy didn't get to do.

"I should make her jealous."

"A ye to!"

"But... bwaaaaaaaaah I'm still so sad that my brother's dead!"
"Aww, cawme hier yow..."

"I got the job!"

Congrats.

You got backdoored as well though. Congrats.

"Fine. I'm gonna take a writing class."

"It's been a fun ride, but I gotta go, I wanna take a painting class. Come along?"
"Ai alreddie tewk dat wan."
"Okay. Laterz."

"Aimma bui shame bewksh."

You go guy! Let's move on to your LTW.

"Well Kweenie, I'm going to do something I wanted to do for a really long time.."
"Aill shee yoe shoown den."

What is it?

"You'll see, you privacy-breaching omnipresent being..."

... I could burn you to crisps with a few clicks, remember that.

"Oi!"

"Ai gawt leshun bewksh an mawre reshipiesh. Neksht shtawp - da laibrarie."

Good choice!

"Whoop-die-doop."

"And Ai'm shtarteeng tew ried leshun bewksh."

Why go inside only to immediately go outside again?

"... Programming protocol you know?"

"Writing class complete."

And guess what - you got backdoored AGAIN.

"Fuckit!"

And as Sem runs around to find his way to the road again, the Full Moon once again casts it's light upon Hidden Springs. What mayhem shall the town get up to this time?

"Aimma jusht feeniesh moi bewk."

And what are you gonna do after writing those 2 phrases?

"... Aill shee."

"Time to go hom- ack!"

Watch out for other cars.

"Yush. Fenished."

Ah, 6x52 Simoleons in royalties. A total of 312. Not bad.

"Yayshiesh, meh bewk eesh beddur then Kween Kettureena'sh!"

The science building? What are you going to do there?

"Take gardening classes. I don't know how to garden."

... But.. you've been WORKING as a gardener for the past 2 weeks? How?

"Magic."

Back from school?

"Yes. I can now paint."

Even though you had a painting job as a teen?

"Wink."

"Let's practise this writing on my first book..."

"Ai wanna pawrtee."

Then call everyone over!

"An Ai wanna shpend moi poyntsh."

Here you go. A teleporter...

And a flying vacuum cleaner. Super stylish of course.

"Yaaay, veccum klienur."

"Piepul, cum awvur an pawrtie at meh pleeyshe!"

Look at the brotherly bonding.

Both writing and reading in the library on a full moon night.

Another ghost?

"Moi bawppeeng bewtie eesh meeking theengsh shuper shekshie and HAWT! Bewrrrnn!"

You should go home now. Unless you wanna become a zombie snack.

"Okay."

I mean, look at your brother, he's at home preparing snacks for the party already!

"Cewking laik a bawsh!"

And Hailey is putting her artistic talents in practise."

"A bloblet of pink HEEEEEERE! A bloblet of pink THEEEEEEERE!"

That's blue, my dearie.

"I DON'T CARE IT'S MY PAINTING ART IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER JERKASS!"

... I still can set YOUR ass on fire, you know that.

"Pfft, I'm probably pregnant, pregnant Sims can't die."

... Touché.

Let's switch to two other asses on fire.

"Shewp shewp! Kween awf da denshe flawr."
"Yeah! Shake it!"

So, what's cooking in yuor kitchen?

"Fewd."

Obviously.

"I'm hungry."

You're not going to eat Minion, right?

"... Nope?"

There are the guests...

"Ah, thanks for inviting me, Kweenie."
"Hugglesh fawr Dyennurvief!"

"W00P W00P!"
"YEAH!"
"PAWRTEEEEE!!"
"SUP!"

"Ai kniew Mummy Kween'd nevvur get reed awf har pawrtie ettitewd, buwt hur frendsh?"

I know the feels, Preenshe."

"SHUP BEETSHUSH!!!"
"WRAAAAAH!"

"HEWL YURRR DUR DUR DUR!!"
"TIME TO BURN!"

You have the right to come in as well, sir.

"Oi, weet.. Eet'sh da beshturd."

This could become one heck of a party here...

"Jusht tekshteeng pieppel whew aar alreddie hure."
"Aw Gawd nat yew agayn."
"Whazzyou wanz you crymynal azzhayle."

"WRAAAH! DIESH EESH AN EEMETEESHUN AWF YEWR MAHNSHTASHITEE!"
"GEZ OUZ YF MY FAZE JYRKAZZ!"

"Grrr..."
"Grrr..."
"Oh, moi phawne."

Fuckeroo.

"... Tadadadada! This. Is. A pranking pho-one call!"
"Aww, fowr fecksh shake?"

Stupid prankers. Always calling when you need it the least.

"Diesh pawrtee eesh griet eesnt eet?"
"Yes. I'm hungry though."
"Preenshe feeneeshed da fewd, sho wie cen iet rait naw."
"Pfft, jyzt make zyre you donz zhoke yn hyz fyyd."

"PAWRTEE CLEPSH!"
"BOOYEAH!"
"Nyze azz zhough."

Sorry, not available for you.

"Yeahyeahyeah!"
"Geemee sham shewgawr bebbiesh!"

*Insert Jaws theme*

"BWAHBEENOYTEESHASHUKKER!"
"OY?!?!"
"Whut?"

"A ye to!"
"??.. Err.."

"Pffft, Ai shewld shlep awl yewr tyeeksh peenk!"
"Whayz, whaz?"

"Een fect, Ai weel!"
"Ay oy ay oy!"

--- Oh la la! Just when you think this party can't get any more heated anymore..

"Wayt Whut?"
"Oi, we're caught!"

"Ai'll preeteend Ai deedn't shee anytheeng."

Genevieve?! And Dennis Chesterfield?! Oh la la...

"Looks like we got kicked out.."
"PARTTTTT!"

"Now if that nice Nicholas would please let us in..."




And that's where I saved and quit on the playing spree... Will Genevieve and Dennis sneak their way back in? Will any more fun shenenigans heat up the place? And is Hailey really pregnant? We'll find out next time on Confessions of a Queenaholic. BYE!