Last time on Confessions of a Queenaholic, Da Kween got to the point where she's just 1 ex away from fulfilling her LTW. I've figured out why the tally was one person short, her former co-worker apparantly was a townie and got culled because of non-importance for the town population - thanks NRaas... - Anyway while she will go on the prowl for one more, while Da Preenshe will try and enjoy his first weekend day by trying to get Hailey on a date.
"Bwooaaaah! Bwoooaaaah! Musht! Iet! Rait! Naw!"
Good morning Preenshe, why don't you just go to the kitchen and cook something?
"Dat'sh! Aw! Verrie! Gewd! Ideya!"
"Hmmmshiesh, waht shell Ai cewk uwp tewdee?"
"Yaaawnshiesh, eetsh mawrneeng awlreddie?"
It certainly is. Got any plans?
"Gawdda feeksh moi an ElTeeDawbbulyoe."
Oh right. Good luck with that.
"Thenksh."
Made up your mind on breakfast already?
"Aim gowing tew beek shum wafflush fewr moi et Mummy Kween."
"Bay Shunnie Preenshe, Aill ketsh uwp leetur weed yew!"
"Sheet.."
Well.. Mean you can have hers now.
"Kaynda shucksh tew huve briekfasht bai meh awn dough.."
While Da Kween is on her way to (hopefully) her last heartbreak...
Da Preenshe is chewing up his waffles. All by himself.
"Hallow nawbady, haw naishe tew huve a canfersheeshun weeth yoe."
You can talk to me though right?
"Hmmphshiesh."
Nevermind then. Da Kween is up to her next conquest anyway. And look, it's her son's coworker she's after!
"Haya, Aim Da Kween!"
"Hi, I'm hungry."
Hmm, that didn't go that swell right?
"Hie shtawl moi layne!"
Well, he's off to eat some random mushrooms lying around it seems. Should get fun hopefully.
While Da Kween's testing her patience, Da Preenshe is off to the town to try and bide his time while Hailey's at work.
"Hawllo, Aim da Kween."
"Maaay naame isss... Chaaarles!"
Yup. Remember dear children, never randomly eat mushrooms you find in the woods.
"Aimma Sheggiterriush, whutsh yewr shtawr shaigne?"
"Immmma Leooooo.. Wee match riiight?"
"A ye to!"
"Aaa ye tooooooooo!"
"Whell.. Ai maight bai an ried shome bewksh."
Ooh, now that's interesting. What kind of books will you be buying?
"Reshipee boowksh. All fawr da ElTeeDoubelyoe."
Already working on your way to your dreams. That's the spirit... is that you're phone?
"Yew loek shoow kyoet.. kaynda laik a jalliefeesh."
"Durdurdur, Jeeeellyfiiish."
"Aww cawm awn, yewr een nied awf a hugglesh!"
"Awwwww, thaaat's so... niiiiiice of yoouu.."
"Ewrieka!"
Recipe learned.. now what?.. It's stil too early to call Hailey.
"Alash, shie wash awt at thrie rayght?"
Yup. Ballot Counter I've heard..
"Wheeeeheeheeeee thiiis is fuuuuuuuuunnn..."
"Yadadaw, jusht hawldeeng hendsh."
I see that your progress is going well here, Kweenie?
"Yush, jusht lewk- Mwwwwwwah!"
"Ohahahaa, ew la laaaaaa."
"Dewt keesh wash wan owf moi verie shpeeshul wanesh."
"Yahahaaaha, thaat's so.. cuuuuuuute I guess."
"Tew gewt mawr yew shewld trai tew deet moi?"
"Oooh suuure why nooooooooot?"
"Eetsh awfishul?"
The tally's on 10/10.. though it hasn't triggered yet...
"I gueeeeeeess."
"Than Aim brekkeeng aawp weeth yew! Naw wan lievsh Da Kween fewr meegeek mushroemsh!"
BAM!!! LADY 'DA KWEEN' UGLINGTON HAS REACHED HER LTW!!! +35.000 LTH POINTS IN THE POCKET!!! BOO-YEAAAH!!!!
"Yooooouuu break my heeaaart aaaand I feeeel saaad noow. You haaaaaappy?!?!"
"Yush."
"..................."
"Naw dew taaigur whun yewr pushee-CAWT!"
Ugh, really? Please put away those Marsha Marshall videos and go do something useful.
"AAAAWP! Ai'm shawree, Ai thawt yoe deedn't watsh...."
I'm an omnipresent being in your world, of course I can watch you all day long..
"Heehee, reeding anawther reshipee bewk, yoe laik eet?"
... I approve.
While we leave Da Preenshe reading a bit more, we'll follow our Kween as she goes and visits the consignment store. (where, believe it or not, still is no register clerk, making the entire store useless)
"ERIEKA!!.... Ai'm awt owf bewksh naw. Cen Ai watsh Shimtyube naw?"
... Why don't you go and visit the pool near the spa?
".... Sheeshiesh."
Lookie here, look who's here at the consignment store? It's Nicholas Riverhawk, Da Kween's first love and father of Da Preenshe.
"Haiyah."
"Oh. Hello you."
"....."
"....."
What to do when the situation gets awkwardly quiet...
"A ye to!"
You reminisce old gestures of course!
"Heey, huve yoe hierd abawt thingee? Hie eet shume medyeek mawshroem diesh mawrneeng."
"Ooh my God, he really did? How embarassing! Bwahaha!"
It appears that these two can finally get along again. Thank goodness.
"Shawkie Brawsh!"
"Shaka Bra!"
And it appears that another ex of Nicholas' is watching herself in the mirror as well. All's luckily going friendly though.
How're you doing by the way, Preenshe?
"Shweeming shirklesh, sheeming shurclesh, shwimmeeng shirklush een da shweeming pewl."
"Hiya Prince, care if I join?"
"Naishe."
You've got company, you'll manage yourself until Hailey's free.
"Bleeeeeuuuwwwrrk!!"
"Bwahahaha! Snoopiwoopidoop!"
Luckily he's got a sense of humour. Keeps the conversation alive."
"Bwahahaha, shlpesh!"
"Hey, quit it, I'm an old man."
A sad constatation there, Sebastian. We have to enjoy the time you still have.
"Haw abawt a brehth cantesht?"
"Sure."
Just make sure not to drown eachother, kids.
"Bwah! Wie're nawt keedsh enniemawr!"
Congrats. You just let yourself be beaten by an old man in order to say that. Now happy?
"Yush."
"Kwiek! Lesh tawlk bawt feeshesh!"
"Err sure?"
"Aim shoo hungrerie Ai cewld iet thrie awf dieshe feeshesh. Eenclewdeeng Neemow."
"Not me. I'm a vegetarian. Nemo must live!"
"Dat lewk een yewr eyesh eesh meekeeng shawm shaayenteefiek shtuwf heppen een moi bawdy."
"??"
That topic and tone change was totally out of the blue and random. This is Awkward on a whole new level.
And why the plusses? And why the minusses there? This could get horrible. And it'll be awesome!
"Hey Handley, is that Nicholas flirting with that slutty Kweenlady over there?"
"My my Blakey-dear, it surely looks like it."
"That's not very nice, now is it?"
"It certainly isn't very nice indeed. We should confront him."
Now your break-up with Nicholas makes sense! You just made him talk to the hand!
"Grrrrr..."
"Awww, Ai shee yew shmail.. and detsh shoo shuwper cyewt een a wee."
"Aww, come here you."
"Awwwshiesh."
"Wie meek shutsh a gewd cuppewl det all awrawnd ush eesh gewtteeng clawded."
Like his jealous ex standing there? It'll just be a matter of time before she officially jumps in..
"Ai beleefe dat eet'sh jusht pasht 3 oh'clawck. Heelie musht be hawme bai naw."
Finally. About time the two of you see eachother again.
"Hiya Heyley, woeld yew laik tew gaw onna deet?"
"Sure why not? Does the inn on the mountain sound fine?"
"Shure!"
And while Da Kween and NIcholas share an official reconcilation kiss...
... Da Preenshe is on the move to see his beloved one again...
... and while Da Kween and Nicholas decide to move locations and leave the jealous ex behind...
... Da Preenshe meets up with Hailey.
"Heey, haw yew dooing?"
"Fine, thanks for asking."
And while Da Preenshe and Hailey are small-talking...
... Da Kween and Nicholas arrive at the bistro for some delicious dinner.
Oh, and Charles is crying too.
"Kweenie..."
"Ooh, you've started painting! Oh oh, that's like so super cool y'all."
"Yew hed a jawb ash a peenter rait?"
"Nah, just quit it. Gotta follow my parents and hold the royal Vanderburg name and power high. Wanna go out?"
"Aw.. eetsh yeau awgayn."
"Ugh, why do I keep running in the rutting bitch that is you today?"
"... Shtawp fallaweeng moi?"
GO GIRL! Tell her off to scram!
"Soo, what tomfoolery shall we get up to today?"
"Hmm... haw abowt gewing tew dae moovy?"
"TO DA MOVIE IT SHALL BE! CHAAAAARGE!!!!!!"
My thoughts and prayers go out to the safety and wellbeing of these two youngsters.
"WAAAAAAAAAHSHIESH!!!"
Oh lookie here, these two are still continueing their romantic meeting.
"Diesh deet eesh shoo rowmenteek. Hugglesh..."
"Wooooshiesh, Ai shudyesht wie go tew a cawlm romcawm."
... Thank goodness you're still alive.. Though romcoms suck. What's wrong with insightful existential stuff?
"Laif eesh laik a drawmettik shteetsh. Dyusht lewk at da leddie fawlleeying ush arawnd."
"Jealous anger... Jealous anger... Jealous angerrrr... GGgggGgrr.rrrRRrrRrr...rr...."
Aww, noes! Poor Genevieve, she's crying for her dearly departed husband Christoph! She should get a hug sometime soon...
Da Kween seems to have her attention lying somewhere entirely else though.
"Whanna bie moi boifrwend? Laik wie shewld huve dawn yiersh agaw?"
".. Finally. About time you asked me, hahaha."
"Aww, cum hiere yew. Mwwwwwah."
I wonder how things would've ended if she actually hooked up with Nicholas back in the day? They would've had to break up in order for Da Kween to get her LTW... I'm fine with how things went.
Unalike Blake though.
"Booooo! Ex-stealer! Boooo, I'm giving even more and bigger boos than a scary ghost can ever give!!"
"Wie shewld kerrie awr reelayshunsheep uwp tew da neksht shtep."
"Are you going to.."
About time that 'Relationship to the next step' has a non-heartbreaking meaning in Da Kween's vocabulary! So exciting...
"Blegh.. bistro proposals. Soooo tacky..."
Why didn't you go down on your knees for him earlier then?
"Neekowlesh Reevurhawk..."
"... gasp..."
"Dew yoe whanna merrie moi?"
"Ohmigawsh..."
"Yes yes YES!"
Woohoo! Da Kween is officially dropping her boyhunting ways!!... Though... that was the most fun about her though... so... er..... well.......
"Lemme pewt eet awn.."
Look at how shiny the ring is...
*ding*
"Ohmygosh!"
"It's so beautiful! Where did you get it?"
"Meh beckpawket?"
#Simslogic
"Naw, come here you."
"Awwwwshiesh."
"Lesh gaw. Ai hierd dere eesh a pawrtie gaweeng an et da Cheshturfewld hawshe. Lesh gaw dere."
"Hey, don't go! I want to have a word with y'all!"
Alas, woe is you, poor Blake. And woo is Da Kween.
And so, the freshly engaged couple goes to...
... the now properly loaded Chesterfield house. Voilà!
While Da Kween goes and does at what she's best, Da Preenshe is leaving the cinema with Hailey...
"Dat mewvie wash shoo gewd. Ai wanna hawld hendsh becuwsh awf haw gewd eet wash."
"I liked the part where she accidentally KO'ed the cat with a vase."
"Oi.. Pawr keetty."
"Aww I'm gonna kiss you mwwwwwwwwwah!"
"Mwwwwwwwwwwah!"
"Whoopsiesh! Mai rawyel byoetiful bewtie eesh bewpeeng wanshe agayene!"
While this demonic child beholds the young couple being all in love and feels nothing but disgust and a desire to destroy...
... Da Kween invited Nicholas back on the dance floor.
"Whoopshiesh, lesh gow threw awr kneesh an gewt uwp."
"Whoah, be careful, our my knees aren't the youngest anymore.."
"Aww, Ai gawt a shurpraishe fewr yoe.."
"Oi, what is it?"
"... Naw, dawn't piek et eet in shekret..."
"..."
"Aah, I can see already where this is going.."
"Indeed. All these cliché romantic conventions... blegh, they should be cleansed and disposed.."
"Heya keedo, what deed yew shay?"
You don't want to know. You seriously don't...
"Enniewaysh, Hailee Vendurburg, dew yoe wanna merrie moi?"
"EEP! MANDATORY SUPRISE AND HAPPINESS SCREECH!"
I'm about to do something entirely cruel now...
SWITCH BACK TO DA KWEEN!...-- someone really needs a bath.
"... Aimma shweeng yew arawnd fewr shum denshush and mewfsh."
"B-be careful..."
Doncha worry Nicholas, she always is careful.
"MWwwah!"
"Mwwah!"
"Ai gwesh wiell shee ietshadder leetur Meh lawve?"
"Tomorrow maybe?"
"Shuwre!"
"Da Pawrtie was shuwpur naishe bay da wee."
And now we've got that part done, we'll finally return to the question...
"OOH OOH OWAIOOH! YES!!"
"Riellie?"
"Yaaaysies!"
"Griet! Lesh rawn fowr da Beeshtro tew shelebreet weeth dinnur."
"Hey, it's past 23:00, they're closed!"
"Ai wurk hiere, plush wie hav rieshon tew shelubrate."
Aaah, the advantage of having the keys muwhahahahaha.
"Dat wash greet. Eshpeshully sheenshe wie gawt da hole reshtawrant fawr our awn."
Nothing feels better than a special VIP treatment. Even if you're the one giving it.
"Shertenlie."
"Hey, wait for me!"
"Oh, OH... Shawree.."
"Shoo.. whad shell wie gewt uwp tew neksht?"
".. Bye. It's been a blast today. See you tomorrow?"
".. Shuwre!"
"Aah, beck et da Pelashe."
You've made it back home safely. Great. :)
"Fursht theengsh fursht I gawdda teek a bawth."
You certainly do.
"Yew shewld trai wan ash whell."
.. We only have a shower.
"Hmmph."
"MUMMY AI'M HAWM!!"
"Lesh gaw an teek a peesh fursht."
"Mummy Kween, Ai gawt shome greet newsh!"
"AAAH, AIM EEN BAWTH PLIESH SHAW SHUM REESPEWKT FAWR MOI PRAIVASHEE!"
Sims and their shenenigans..
"Ai'm sho shawree fawr dat."
"Eetsh olcay. Whawd niewsh dew yoe hawve?"
"Mummy Kween, Ai'm getteeng merriewd tew Hallie!"
"Oooooh, riellie? Datsh da gurwl whew heetsh moi guwtsh fewr meekeeng hewr boifrewnd briek uwp weed hur raight?"
"... Yesh.."
"Bwawhawhaw, Aim shoo gled fewr yoe..."
"Thenksh."
"... an Ai gawt shume ekshayteeng niwsh esh whell. Ai riecawnshuled weeth yewr fawthur.. awnd wiere gewteng merrewd esh whell!"
"Oh really?... ... Laik... Aim getteeng a shtewpfawther? Owr..."
"Naw. Yewr riel fawtheur."
"Awh.. Ai faynally gewt tew miet heem? Woowshiesh."
Liar. He's been in your relationship panel for all your life.
"Dat'sh shuwper greet newsh. Shoo, yewr fainally shtawpeeng frahm deeting an duwmpeeng all da guys?"
"Ai gwesh Ai shtawped dat hawbeet. Ai faynallie Fuwlfeeles moi ElTeeDawbbulyew."
"Congretsh awn dat ash well!"
"Wie shewld thraw a wehddeeng pawrtie tewmarraw tewgeddur, laik wan beeg femillie uniyun!"
"Mummy Kween, det'sh a verry greet aidea! Lesh dew deht."
"Yaaayshiehs, huwgglesh!"
"Hugglesh!"
And while Da Preenshe is texting some of his school friends of the great news...
Da Kween calls it a day and goes to bed, excited for the great day...
"Aim shewpur ekshaaitewd!"
"Ai shteel nied tew shmell fresh fewr da weddeeng."
Exactly. It's the most special day in your life."
Good night soon to be newlyweds.
"Gewd naight!"
"Zzz.zzzZZzzzZzz.z...zZz.zzzzz...."
Tomorrow is going to be a very very veeeery exciting day for our Royaltee, double the Sims, who would've thought? Da Kween's retired, Da Preenshe has the day of and Nicholas is a self-registered gardener. Only Hailey's work schedule to think of, and that'll give us enough time to prepare a few things. BYE!
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