2.6 - Expecting Drama

Previously on Confessions of a Queenaholic... well, it was just the day after the wedding party. And what do you do the day after? Host another party of course! At least, that's how Kween logic works. And said party is far from over yet...

"Bwegh.. Ai jusht shaw tew peeple wewhewing een awr bewd. Rewd! Ai shent thum awt."
"Wow. The nerve some have these days. Haha."

"Why you're out? You can go back in of course."
"My, thank you Nicholas."
"I can't believe your son kicked us out. Rude!"

What's Hailey been up to through all this? Still painting, that's what is happening.

"Kweenie Denshe Mewvsh! Shweeeee!"
"Woohp woop!"

"I just can't believe your son would kick us out for no reason?"
"Ai kent beeleeve thet aythur. Whai whewld hie dew dat?"

"I've been breaking my back thinking about his reasons..."
"Shewp shewp, naishe denshe mewve!"

"... And I think I've actually broken my back. Oouucchh....."
"Oi, wie nied hewlp hier!"

Looks more like her legs are bent unnaturally to me, if I gotta be frank.

"What's cooking on your kitchen?"

"Sho die ashtrownawt shaid: Geev moi meh pershonawl shpayshe."
"Bwahahah, how funny!"

"Grrr.. I! WANT! ATTENTIOOOOON!!!!!"

... Ookay, that's a creepy face...

"Aww, cawm here, Ai'll geev yew hugglesh."
"Yay. I'm hungry though."

Preenshie to the rescue!

"Lesh denshe a leetel ash whell."
"Calm and comfy..."

"Time for us to leave for real though."

Bye!

While Da Preenshe is reading another recipe book...

Genevieve and Dennis are dancing out on the porch. Weren't they leaving? Sims logic...

Yayshiesh, Ai learned a reshipe."

Congrats.

"Thenksh."

"Taim tew lewrn anawder wan. Evun thow Ai'm kayndah tayerd.."

"Ooh.. hello there little bump."

Yes, it's officially true! Baby Uglington spawn on the horizon!

And to celebrate, Da Preenshe.. learned another recipe?

"Whoop! Shelebrayte whad?"

You should look for your wife..

"WRAAAAAAAAACK!!!"

-- you okay?

"Ehheheheh, yeah I am..."

... Phew..

"BWOOOOORK!!"

... Not so phew after all?

"Hey stud, you're gonna be a big daddy."

Blunt and to the point. Kinda like a Dutch person. Vanderburg sounds kinda Dutch even.

"Oi, riellie? Shooo aweshum! Ai wahnna huggle yew raight awee!"

"Good idea."
"Awwsh.."
"... My back kinda hurts though."

"Ai ken hulp yoe owt weed thet."
"Aaaa, soo-o-o-o-o go-o-o-o-o-od."

"AaaaaaaAAAAAAH!"

Oh my, another seizure again?

"CHOO!!"

Luckily not. Bless you!

"... Thanks. I'm off to sleep btw."

Soo.. why on the couch?

"Dawn't maind moi, jusht rieding anodder reshipee"

Aah. The bed is taken.

Luckily someone wakes up soonish.

"Mummy Kween, gewd mawrning."
"Gewd muwrneeng, deed yew shliep whell?"
"Nawp, dere'sh naw bed."
"Oi."

"Dawddy, pliesh wayke uwp, moi an Heelie neewd to shleep."
"..Mrrr 5 more minutes."
"Naw, raight naw."

"Okay kay.. you happy?"
"Yush."
"I'm going to tend the garden."

"Hmmmshmeckshiesh."

Always loved your eating habits, Kweenie.

"Thenk yew."

"Lalalala."

Now, you didn't need to spend 400 simoleons just to learn how to water a plant right?

"... Kinda?"

"Ooh, what's this? A copy of 'Confessions of a Queenaholic'?"

Congratulations, you're now a non-fictional character!

"But I'm already non-fiction here, right?"

... True.

"Anyways, I'm off to plant more stuff."

Good luck.

Soo, what are you reading?

"Meh ohwn bewk."
"Oh, can I read that soon?"
"Shuwre."

"Privacy, sheesh!"

All intimate details of parts of your life story are revealed in your wife's book. Any tiny shred of your privacy is gone.

"....."

Well, at least Hailey and Preenshe are sleeping well.

"Oooooow loekie et moi nawshe, eet lewksh fawnnie whun Ai fawcush at da teep."

Eyes are miraculous, aren't they?

"Nawsh, Ai sheid. Sheesh."

"Oh, Fawn cawl."

"Hello, is this Lady Uglington?"
"Noo, diesh eesh Da Kween!"
"Oh. Your book was interesting. That's all."
"Ow. Kayshiesh."

"Hier yoe leetle Meenyun, yoe shewld iet tew."

"Hiya Kweenie."
"Oh hai, Aim hungerie."

"I'm Nicholas, but would you like to go to the film and eat some with me?"
"Shewr. An yoe tewl fannie jawksh."

"Let's go then!"
"Whee, tret moi laik a Kween!"

"Nice to see you in person, Berend."
"Same."

Don't the businesspeople meet their subjectsemployees during the job intervi--OH NO NOT GENEVIEVE!!

"Soo... let's talk about business graphics?"
"Why not?"

.. you're only there?

"Aid laik aish criem?"
"Naw, we'll miss the movie."
"Shait."

"... Well, the car is white like ice cream, right?"
"Hmm..."
"We'll go for dessert sorbet at the bistro."
"YaaaY!"

"Soo, did you hear about that new movie premiering here today?"
"Rise of the Cancers, right?"
"Yes. ...... Too bad I know nobody going there though."

"Mewvie hier we cawm!"

"Aw, lesh entur threw deefrunt dawrsh fewr shpeshul affewt!"
"K, sure?"

"Let's talk abotu flow charts again?"
"Oh lookie there."

Hiya Hailey, what brings you here?

"Pregnancy books. Everything for the baby."

Ooh, exciting. Did your hubby read some already?

"... Good idea."

"Cewking nana sendwhitches, laik Mummy Kween luvesh."

"Interesting movei right?"
"Yuppersh. Eentreshteeng."

"Waaaah, that film was such a tearjerker!"

Thanks for the tip, remember me not to watch that movie ever.

"Oh?"

Typical. The Berend-bastard leaves when I put my attention elsewhere for just one second.

"Lasht tew da beeshtraw eesh an Abawmeenay!"
"Oi, wait for me!"

Awww how cute, it's a kid fairy on a broomstick with extra wheels!

"Oi.. dat shmewl, eesh dat actuwellie gewd?"

Looks fine to me. Despite the fact that your parents are at the bistro atm. Eating.

"Aww, shucksh, riellie-AAW!"

Watch out for the heat induction plate.

"Ai ken shteel trai maishelf thou."

That's the spirit!

Meanwhile...

"I'm going to buy maternity books now."

Great. So Da Preenshe can read too?

"Yuppers."

Oh my, Confessions of a Queenaholic is even for sale in the book store!

"Naw, we already got our copy. Just buying other stuff."

"Hmm, that was more delicious than the wife of the Australian prime minister."
"Bwahahah, frawm da newshpeppur."

"You're more delicious though."
"Wahnna tayshte?"

"Mwwwwwah!"

Okay guys, this is getting to smoochy, time to leave.

"Soo, just followed some charisma class, what do I do now?"

... I guess you can read until your BF ages up into YA-hood.

".. I guess."

It seems that Hailey's home already though.

"HONEY I'M HOOOOME!"

"Aww, hugglesh?"
"Huggles. Can I have a massage?"

"Aww, awf courshe."
"Aaaaa-a-a--a-a-a-aa-a-aaah."

Sounds like he got your back.

"Hawldeeng hendsh laik die owld daysh."
".. Woohp woohp?"

"Do you like that book?"
"Shuper eentreshting. An Ai can tewl Mummy Kween nevur ried eet."

"Oi.. Well, I'm gonna eat salad cuz why not?"

"Wait, is that?"

Indeed.. Oh my, not another ruttage in the Town Hall?

You seem to be able to amuse yourself.

"Siryessir!"
"Shuryeshur!"

Great!

.....

Oh. Just a picture. Phew.

"Awwwshiesh."

"How long do I have to wait, I'm really hungry?"

Well, at least until Da Preenshe has aged up - it's his birthday!

"Woohp woohp!"

"Heppie burshdey to moi!"
"Oh, my phone."

... And they eventually couldn't control themselves anyways..

How do you think you look middle-aged there, little Prince?

"..."

"Aging. It stinks. Blegh."
"Thenksh."

Back to business.

Meanwhile, I've received a notification that Sem's BF has aged up at last. Time to fix things up.

Hey, Achmed even walks out to greet him. Nice, haven't seen that behaviour yet.

"Ey, there you are."
"Hi Achie."

"Pffft, don't Achie me! I saw you messing around elsewhere."
"Oi? I haven't the past few days."
"Before the past few days!"

... Not so nice after all.

"Pfft, your house stinks."
"Oh, I'm getting so. Tired. Of your irrelevant insultery. Don't you have anything better?"

Sem, you got the inappropriate trait, give him your best!

"I'm getting so hungry of your constant whining."
"... wut? That was just dumb."

"Well, lookinh at you certainly isn't filling my stomach."
"Oh, HOW COULD YOU?!"
"....

"... Oh fuck, I shouldn't have said that... I'm so sorry..."
"... Yeah.. It's my birthday and we're immediately off on a bad note already. That's not how we should handle things."

Well, you started it. And how are you both so forgiving all of a sudden?

"Make-up kiss?"
"Mwah!"

Then again I've seen Da Kween's antics. This is nothing compared to all the things she's got carved on her stick.

"Aww come here you-"
"-hold it, I haven't forgotten about the cheating thing.. I gotta think through things first."

"... really?"
"Yeah, and so do you."

"Well, bye then."
"Bye."

Sem certainly's got enough for choice on dating. He's got 3 romantic interests. Who to pick? (I should put up a poll)

"Godda bie klean ash a whishle."

"Mwwwwah"

"Ooooohohohohoo!"
"Mwwwah"
"Mwwwwwah!"

No comment.

...

Though saying no comment technically IS a comment. Quite the paradox, if I have to say so myself.

Looking nice there Hailey! For the kiddy room?

"WATCHU LOOKIN' AT WILLIS?!!"

Oi!

"Hiya Jewelsh, Haw're yoe dewing. Ai'm gowing tew be a deddie. Greet huh?"

"Woooh, I learned one thing at Achmed's.."

What is it?

"I really AM hungry atm."

... From hot to cold. And I just don't watch you for one minute.

Well, about time to buy some kiddy supplies. Here's a teddy.

Here's a kiddy chair.

And here's Prince's old cradle for family cooties' sake. Awww...

"Bwahahaha, it's not for the kiddy room, bwahahahah! You're wrong!"

...

"And lookie there, who'se wandering around the place."
"Hiya Heelie!"

"Rub my tummy. It's kicking."

"Aww, eet ish indied. Hiya leetel fello."

"Aww."
"Hugglesh."

"Aimma awf tew bed!"

How did you get back at the inn there all of a sudden??

"... Mehdyik?"

"Memories.. this is the same bed where we had our first time together... It seems just days ago now..."

Because it's been 2,5 weeks ago?

Well, anyways, let's finish this off with a picture of this couple playing chess nearby cause why the heck not and it's in my screenshot folder, gotta use it somewhere. Anyways, it won't be long anymore until Hailey pops out the little one. And what will Sem do in this relationship crisis? Looks like the drama's far from over yet. BYE!