LAst time on Confessions of a Queenaholic, Hailey's baby bump officially started showing. Baby spawn on the way! While our recently wedded couples were just enjoying their time together, it was Sem who had to deal with the most drama - with his boyfriend confronting him with the fact he has 3 lovers, the choice on who to pick will be his? Will he pick Achmed Chesterfield, Auden Moore-Anderson or Silvijn Song? Will said choice be the right one? And what will the new baby look like? Will he or she be a step forwards towards the legacy goal of achieving beauty? Or... do we get to pick an heir who will bear the Uglington torch?
"Waaaaahh, that was one weird night."
Certainly. You have one big choice to make, sir.
".. tell me about it."
"Now who to-- oh my god, Prince sent me a text! Cool!"
"Maybe a bath will help me on who to pick?"
... you know what? I'll respect the family privacy for once. This whole episode.
"Cool. Thanks."
Just in time, someone has been waking up here.
"Ohw. Hay."
Good morning.
"Time to do stuff again?"
"Imma fursht meek da bewd."
"I'm hungry though!"
"Nawp. Fursht meek da bewd."
Wedding crisis on it's way.
"Naw, new weddeeng craisheesh, Imma shawur."
... Guess we'll switch to the other happy couple then.
"ZzzzZzzZZZZzzzZZzzZzzZzzZzz"
They're so cute together..... WAKEY WAKEY PEOPLE!!
"Sheesh, I'm pregnant!"
"Naw nied tow shaut aut sho laut!"
Sorry. Wanted to do that.
... I see you're working on your book again?
"Yes. Maybe I'll find the answer in my creativity."
I hope so.
"..."
Oh right, privacy.
"Sheenshe whun do yoe ceer abawt awr praivashy?"
Since this episode.
Let's fast forward to the next scene. Breakfast time.
"Ai dawn't knaw whut diesh shtuff eesh, buwt it loowksh kainda eddibel sho eet'll dew da treeck."
Who knows? Surprise us.
"Thanksh fewr your trusht een moi."
"I'm soo pregnant that my tummy looks like a globe. A super globe. Yoop!"
"What's for brekkie?"
"Wierd drekkie."
"... Yummy."
Someone looks less confident in his cooking skills though. Hailey - he's your husband!
"Myumyumyumyum."
"Myumyumyumyum."
"......"
Awkward table talk. I love it.
"Soo, since it's so awkwardly quiet here, why don't we just chat up about any potential topic which comes up in our mind and use those to break the thick ice on this table? ... Any thought already on who you gonna vote next election?"
They should cast you for Mrs Peacock.
"Ello Neekolash, huv yoe sheen mai clawthesh.?"
OMG KWEENIE!!!
...
I swear people, I did NOT make her wear nothing. Really...
"... I dunno."
"Moi niethur."
You better put them on soon, or else you're gonna get a cold.
"Shkrew yewr edvaish, Imma go end denshe!"
...
"MAH ROYEL BEWTIESH BAWPEENG!!!"
"Just ignore all that."
"Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeshiesh!"
"..."
I couldn't resist filming it. Screw my newly established privacy policy for these Simsies! (she went nude herself anyways)
"Hi Kweenie, we should go and have lunch in town."
"OI, Riellie?!"
If she goes there like that then I'll--
"Aim cuwmeeng!"
- nevermind.
"Thank goodness."
Brothers trying to finish their books, albeit in a different way.
As these two are leaving...
Dear Hailey appears to leave as well.
And Da Preenshe as well. Back to work!
"I CAN HAZ ICE CREAM UHUH?!?!"
"YAAAY THANKS. MEOW."
...
Anyway, look at that nice vacuum cleaner! Swoosh!
Such a level-up in comparison to this crappy car.
... And Sem's leaving as well?
"I think I know who to pick."
Oh right. Better handle that well.
Most of the family seems to be at the bistro right now. Great. Undivided attention for the leftovers.
Which I'm going to need in the upcoming hours.
It's Silvijn. This might get dramatic soon.
"Hi, Sil. I think we're better off as just friends."
"Wait, why you're breaking my heart?"
"Wraaaah how could you?!"
"Aak!"
Fight! Fight! Fight!
"Sorry, I'm sorry.."
"Oh. Okay."
... That went smoother than expected. Up next: either Auden or Achmed?
Hailey's just writing her own stuff.
"Woohp woohp! Kiddy books for my own kids!"
Not a bad idea. Maybe I should change your LTW?
Just some random people doing their thing...
"Hugs!"
"Aaaawk?!"
?! Da Kween refusing a hug?
"Whai yoe no dew Hugglesh?!"
"... Sorry?"
"Imma gew tew a pawrtee bai Shtawr Shew. Yoe cawmeeng weeth moi?"
".. I atually wanted to tend the garden."
"Sheem."
"Yip yip!"
Why do so many pets in my game spawn as Lenka lookalikes?
Doesn't matter too much. It appears that Sem's made his choice!
"Achmed, I've thought through things.. and I've made my choice."
"... and?"
"It's not you."
"Wraaaaaah!"
"I'm sorry. But you told me that I had to think about it and - well - I kinda did."
"... Feckit, you're right. Alas. It was not meant to be."
"Okay. Bye."
Meanwhile Da Kween has showed up to the party house for the house party.
"Aimma gew eentew da pewl awlreddie."
... But nobody's at home there.
".. Aim shewr Shtrawr wheel cawm shewn."
You remind me of Alleen a bit, also very impatient.
"Whoe eesh Allien?"
Nevermind, let's switch to Mr.
"We've got mail! Oh golly, how marvellous!"
Hey, that's Lonnie Pertridge's text!
"Lonnie's dead for ages."
Alas.
"Hi there Auden."
"Hi Sem, what's up?"
I don't know what's up, but I do what's behind: Sims 2 pictures! Yay!
"Let's talk about books. You like books?"
"Depends. I like stories about magnetic heart surgery over horror tales."
You work at the science lab though.
"Here you go little buddy, time to eat!"
The benefits of free will. Sims do stuff I forget to make them do. Unless they're slobs. Like Sem.
Let's do the gardening though. Time to plant some more seeds.
"Time to work on my LTW."
I hope you'll be around long enough. (or not. It'd be weird to have you around for your great-grandchildren.)
... That's also some kind of magnetic heart-surgery.
"Posing for the selfie!"
Oh boy, that's Da Preenshe's little brother. Gossiping about the couple. . . What's bad about a married couple flirting though?
Well lookie here, lovebird #5 and lovebird #6 are on their way to somewhere.
"Mrrow meow?"
"Ello Keetie?"
Looks like someone IS at home. Still no party though...
The bistro. Always a good spot for dinner. Especially since we can go for FREE.
"Mrrrrrow!"
"EEEEEWWW! BED, PEESHEENG KITEH!"
"Mrrrow!"
Gross. Just gross. Too bad you can't make fireplace rugs out of that little bastard.
Just as Sem and Auden enter the diner, Da Preenshe is done with his job.
"Yaayshiesh, Ai gawt prowmowted!"
Great! You could potentially score really high in this career. Maybe level 8?
"Ef. Shtawr geedsh an Ef. She shkeepsh hur awn pawrtie."
Right you are on that, Kweenie.
"Now Ai'm gowing tew trai and lurn moi ElteeDobbelYoe. Ai'm jusht tew reshipesh awee."
You're just 2 recipes away? Great! You're doing better than Mummy Kween at that!
"Hmm, that was good!"
Even though half the staff left the moment you two entered?
"Now, where were we?"
"Hmm, the part where we go and swing our hands around in an incredibly cliché way?"
"Sounds like a perfect plan."
"Wheee!"
"Wheee!"
While we leave those two to their business, our married library couple is making progress.
Ooooooh so close...
Getting closer.....
It's filling, it's filling......
Come on, Princy, just one more page to study......
BAM! PRINCE 'DA PREENSHE' UGLINGTON HAS REACHED HIS LTW!!! +30.000 LTH POINTS IN THE POCKET!!! BOO-YEAAAH!!!
"Oh fuck fuck FUUUUCK!"
Well... you just finished your book in time though. Maybe we should change your LTW into something you might actually pull off?
"WHOOOSH! AI DEED EET!"
Behold the firework of eternal happiness! Hail Da Preenshe!
Boom!
"Eet'sh reening knawledshe! Heelaylewjah!"
"Did somebody say Hailey?"
These two seem to get along here...
And so do these two...
And so do these two as well.
"Mwwwwwah!"
"Mmmmhhmhmhhhmmmmm..."
Well, since they're mostly being busy, I'm just touring around for any semi-interesting shots. Like this guy who tries his best to look angry.
Or Star Shu at the grocery store - Hey, you missed your own party!
"My back hurts. Massage me NOW."
"Kaykay, jusht turn arawnd a beet."
"No, you walk around me."
Not so romantic now, hmm..
"Quack! Bickering idiots."
Now watch your beak, ducky!
"Nah, haw abawt we bawth tuwrn hawlf?"
"... Fine."
"Quack! Read book."
"A-a-a-a-a-aaah, there's the sweet spot, yes!"
"Quack! Tacky date. Look other way."
"Quack! Computer broken."
... Just open that book and go and read already.
"Quack! Can't read."
.......
"Auden..."
"Tonight is fun - want to make it official?"
"Hell yeah."
"Hhhmmmmmm..."
"Hmmm-MMhhhhhh."
"Awww... Still love you, nosey."
".. Thenksh. Luv yoe toe."
"Oh wait. Toilet emergency. Gotta go."
Hailey's not the only one who's gotta go. What are you two getting up to?
"Nothing of your business."
Whatever, I can watch your every move anyway.
"Hmmph."
"Who are you talking to?"
"... ehm..."
"I've heard that Hailey's just published her first book as well."
Looks like these two didn't get as hot and heavy as we'd expect from those two. Aah, I'm missing the times when Da Kween was a wild girl... Now if Nicholas would kick the bucket first, please?
"How rude!"
"Meebee awr grendtyaild wheel becawm a ferrie grayt wraaitur?"
"Don't you hear what he's saying? We're not getting hot and heavy enough."
"Lesh gow tew bed tewgeddur den."
"Great! I'd rather life for a while."
"ZzzZZzzzZzzz.."
"... Gewd naight."
... Not really getting hot and heavy here...
"Catch me if you can!"
"Uuhp!"
In contrary to these two.
"Hrrrrrrrrun hrrrrrrrrrrrun vvrrrrrrrrrrrrowm!"
And a different kind of hot and heavy here.
Well, at least you can read a bit more and learn some cooking.
"... Trew dat."
"Hey, not only girls wanna have fun, wink wink."
"Mmmhhmmmmhhmmmm!"
"Hhhhmmmmm-mh-mhhhhh!"
"Let's get going, wink wink."
... Sem, I hope you do realise that's the exact same bed as where your dad had his very first time in?
"Hmmm..."
"Mmmh..."
I guess they don't care.
Yup, they really don't give a fuck while giving a fuck. Funny.
... What comes in must come out eventually, right Hailey?
"AAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHH I'M GONNA EXPLOOOOOOOOODE AAARHH!!!"
"OWMAIGAWDOWMAIGAWDWHADDEWAIDEW?!?!"
Perhaps bring her to the hospital?
"Err, kay!"
Great.
...
I guess she finished her book just in time, hm?
"HUFF HUFF HUFF AAAAAAAAARRGGHHH!!!!"
"Cawlm dawn dier, cahlm dawn."
You're almost there, just get her in.
Yup, theeeere you go.
Yup, now you need to get in to stay by her side...
"Diesh whool ordiel meed moi kaynda hungrie."
Once an Uglington, always an Uglington.
Guess that we'll leave things up for the next episode! What will we get? A boy? A girl? Twins? Maybe even triplets? And let's not forget about Sem and Auden! Will they be expecting babies soon? I mean, we've seen a few pregnant guys waddle around in Hidden Springs in the past... There's enough to look forward to for next episode... so what'll we get? We'll have to find out next time!
