1.9 - The Importance of Napping Time

After learning young Prince Uglington to utter more words than "Shunnie", Da Kween had a phonal fall-out with Da Preenshe's father. One thing for dure though: Da Kween is falling back in her sleepover routine at friend's places. The first being her good old friend Gabriella Ornales.

"Oyoyoyo! Beehp beehp Sheewp!"

At least the little one seems to amuse himself for now...

"Waaaaaaaaarrhhh!!!"

Or not...

"Aymmah Hangwayy!!"

At least you managed to wake up mummy.

"Eesh da da Preenshe?"

"I'm trying to telepathically read your mind."

Yeah right.

"I believe you're thinking of your son."
"Haw deed yew noww dat?"

I think more by logic than by anything else.

"Ai shewld geef heem shum fewd."

No shit Sherlock.

"Great idea. I'll go to the bathroom then."

Some shit Sherlock.

"Aww, heer yre huv shum bawttleh."
"YaaaY!"

"Ai newd tew go ash will."
"Sure. You go girl."
"Thankshiesh."

"Shoo... taim tew gow hawm, shall wie?"
"Mammee!"

She's got bills! She's gotta pay! So she go work work work not today!"

"Hawm shwiet hawm!"

"Taym fewr yew tew shliep!'

"Ann taym few moi tew eet shum caak."

"Neksht eetsh taim tow ried da niewshpeppur."

Yikes

"An Neekolawsh has hawd a new babbie! Weed Bleek!"

"Shooo..."

"Lesh traai an ashk Hewcter awn a deet."

"Hewktawr, wanna gew awn a deet?"

"Whut, no? Awww, pwettie pleashe? ... Noooow...."

Well, shame that that's the current mood of your true love... 

"Nah, lesh pee beelsh."

I hope you mean pay? Or else the repo men are coming for you soon... 

"Nah, jusht payw indeed."

"Wraaaiteeng..."

"Awwwnd hawp een da meelbawksh!"

Jusht don't send Preenshe away there.

"Dat wash nawt eenteendad."

"Lesh gew weed da teekshie."

"Ooooh, wa eesh diesh pleesh?"

"Eeew, yew shmeelle laik owniun."
"Thanks."
"Laik.. riellie shmell laik awnyun."
"You make me relive that nightmare where I was married to a duck."
"Dash shooow eentereshteeng."

"Anniewaay, wha kaind awf pleeshe eesh diesh?"

"Yew shteel shemewl laik oniyunsh."
"..."

Let's just leave him to his business.

"Weesh Ai had da bishnishjawb."

Look wands. Perhaps that tells something about this place.

"Hmmmshiesh."

"Eetsh a blew weetsh!"
"Good morning customers!"

"Let's just parade through the store before actually getting to business!"
"Hmmshiesh, washteeng da taim?"

"Lesh huv a pawrtee in hiyar den."

Funny, a gramophone record turned on using a remote.

"Lawng leeveda shaiyensh."

"Wooshiesh! Lesh denshe!"

It's a mystery to me why you're twerking on classical music.

"Meh Rowyaal bewteesh bawpeeng!"

"Why god whyyyy?!"

"Oh, so you'd like to take a look at our fine assortiment of elixers and ingredients?"
"Wud aar eeleekshurs?"

"Just buy and drink one. See what happens. Usually funny stuff."

That just sounds shady.

"Oooww, Aid laik tew boy wan."
"That's the spirit! Which one?"

"Dat wan!"
"Ooh, that's a certain... classic. Specialty from Ashanti the Blue Witch!"

"Kay, thanksh few bishnesh. Bai."

I still cannot believe you bought some random drink from a shade store in the corner of the dark forest part of town.

"Meh. Yewlew, doshe cewl keedsh shay."

They don't anymore. Yolo's old and dead. Just like Queen Vanderburg.

"Aww, riellie? Dash shoo shad!"

Life's a highway.

"Anniewaish, Aim gawneeng tew da shweemeeng pewl to trai an ged a shawuhr."

Good luck on that.

..........

Why the hurry all of a sudden?

"Ai gawt a cawl fram Gabriewlah! PAWRTEE at 8!!!"

FinallyExcellent! Why are you running now already though?

"Godda be dere awn taim and wanna taak moi leetel Preenshe with meh."

And thus it happened.

"Aim riellie getteeng taaiyurd dough."

Maybe you should try and take a nap before the party?

"Thanks for the bucks, ma'am."
"Yewr welcahm."

"Yew shmewl a lawt ageen. Yew showld be cheenged fawrsht."
"Shmellie shmellie!"

Oh lookie there who we got here.

"EEETSH GAWBREEYELLA!"

"Lesh tawlk tewgedder fawr a beet! Ai brawt Preenshe wid moi!"

"Sorry, gotta go. Got a party to host."

... Logic?

"Nawbaddie on da phawn?"
"Pawrtee!"

"Den lesh fallowh dem tew da partee lowkeeshun."

That's bordering on stalking and kinda creepy and all.

"Whew caarsh!"

"YaaaYshiesh!"

"Shteel taaiyurd."

I told ya you should've taken a nap.

And suddenly some random guests appear out of thin air.

"WOOHOOOOSHIESH, PAWWRTEE TAAIM!!"

"Aw yesh, bad sewt thiemt!"
"Beep beep Aimma sheep!"

"Lewk at haw shekshy Ai lawk iin dish. Aill get bawned een now taaim."

... You sure do...

"Lesh cawl owwvur Adèle and led hewr join da pawrtee!"

Are you sure Gabriella would appreciate crashers?

"Whai nawt?"

"Yesh, yu cawmeeng owvar? YaaaaY!!"

"Lesh eenvait Hectawr too!"
"This is my voicemail, you know the drill. *beep*"
"Gawsh. At wehrk."
"Beehp beehp Aimma sheep!"

"Lesh gief yew anaddar bawtel!"
"Ahh, Kweenie."

"Whash wrang? Yoe lewk kainda shed..."
"Well.. my hubby's dead."

"Aww, dash shoo terribel, Ai feewl shoo shorry.."
"Don't be. It's just life."

"Evrietheengsh gaweeng tew bee bedder."
"You sure?"

"Yash. Tho Aim riellie taaiyurd at de mowment. And kainda hungray."

...

... Well, those waffles remind me of that old birthday cake you threw away earlier today. Spoiled and probably making you barf.

"MEh. Aill be suwltree laik a rewsh and iet shum towmahtew. And den gew eendoowrsh."

"Ello, Aim da Kween!"
"... Genevieve."
"Yoe reemaind me of da feelm Ai wansh shaw abaut murdahr on da treen."
"Thanks."

As charming as ever.

"Eetsh moi beershdee ageen!"

Happy birthday Preenshe!

"Shprakewl shparkewlsh!"

"Wheeyahaha!"

"Ooooh yaaayshiesh!"

"Shweewsh!"

"Aim geweeng to bee a beeg boi naw!"

Prince has gained the trait: Instable. Interesting...

"Deesh closh are kaaindaw awwkwurd. Ai need shum deeshguishe."

What do we have here? Some RL Super Smash Bros?

I reckon Carlotta would've made a fine althernative founder for this challenge, right?

"Yaaay, taklshiesh!"

"Diesh eesh beddewr."

"Imma Leo. Rawr."
"Swaggetawriyush! Wie metsh!"

"A ye to!"

"And yeeey, wie're shnawbshishtahrsh!"
"Hoosay."

Interesting first impression there. Double feelings I see for your new partner in conversation?

"Ai laik rawckeetsh an shpeesh shuttewlsh."

"And Aim lewkeeng fewr shum new freeyndsh."

"Aim Shleepee!"
"I'm hungry!"

"Yaayshiesh! Wier bawndeeng own ower meekshed shuwwffereeng!"
"That's a unique and life-changing experience!"

"A ye to!"

Meanwhile, Prince's conversation partner's tummy is acting up...

Not sure if it's due to the spoiled waffles...

Or just a horrid haircut.

Charming...

"Heeyah shiir."

"Deesh eesh whad yew jusht lewked laik."

"Nyanyanyanaynayanaynayanayn!"

I don't know where he got his social skills from, but somehow he manages...

Yup. Perfect uglacy founder.

"PAAAAAAWWRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"AAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!"

"DUDE! Really?!"

"Ow... Shawree."

"Ai riellie deednt meen tew meek yew dewf."

"It's fine. Do you like the party?"
"Eetsh shuwpaar. Moi phewn eesh reeneeng naw."

"..."

"Riellie?!?!"

"Jusht anadder pheek cawl ageen! Shiieeesh!"

Then just ignore them.

"Sup?"
"Shupshiesh?"

"Rawck peepur shkeeshursh."

"Rock paper WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRR!!!!"

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWW!!!!!"
"Oyoyoy!! Shcaarie!"

"Oy, bay ta wee, haf yew hierd da rewmursh abawt da blew weetsh?"
"Really?"

"Dey shey shie riellie gawt a brewm tew flai."
"Oh... fascinating."

While Preenshe is gossiping about things he can't logically know, our Kween is in the bathroom checking out herself.

"Ellow dere byoetie!"

.....

"Ewww yesh, lewk at deesh awrmsh, dat brawshiesh!"

..........

"Yew aar pewrfact! Shoo driemie an criemie!"

....................

"Shoo shuwpar sheksky and maakeen da guish kriem an shkwirm."

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"Bladalaladalhdah!"

"Sheedeesh! Ai rielly laik sheedeesh shinshe dey maak me reefleekshiun shoo luvewlie!"

"Aww, hugglesh, mawmee Kween!"

"Hav yew hierd abawt thingy, who hash dawn theengy? Nawhtee huh?"
"Ohmaigawsh riellie?"

"Aww, yew wanna prawtect moi pliesh?

"Awf cewrsh, whai nawt? Yew aar mai lawvelie shon, yew are shoo preshiush tew moi!"

Sometimes these guys are just heartwarming...

"Lesh lief raight naw thawgh, Aim geddeeng rieellie shupar taiyerd raiht naw."
"Okiedewkee."

"Aim gawna shew yew a shupar shpeshiul pleesh."

"Deesh eesh da bewd were yew where kansheefd."
"Oooi. Dash shoow eentreshteeng."

..... That was just wierd and kinda disturbing to tell him.

"Anniewaysh gewd naight!"
"Gewd naight mawmee!"

Why are you getting up again, Miss Uglington?

"Ohh... Rieshunsh."

"Mammie Kween, yu owkayee?"
"Aim fayn."

"Jusht meekeeng da bed..."

... Wut... Did she just get into bed and then get out of bed, made her bed just so she could faint out of sleep deprivement?...

Sims logic at it's best...

Good night Uglington Family...

Well, this was perhaps the longest episode up to date. And we certainly got something, I mean, new locations, our first party and Preenshe is now old enough to go on his own and go to school (which will start tomorrow). How will he develop himself? Will he follow his mother's gootsteps exactly or find his own path? And how will Da Kween do now that her work's starting off again? BYE!