1.2 - On the Hunt

After staying at Gabriella's place and taking her bed instead of the guest bedroom, it was time for our Kween to attend her first day at work.

Good morning ma'am!

"Oww, yew ageen! Ello!"

Before work though, you're in dire need of a shower. Gabriella's asleep, so she doesn't have to know. ;)

Ooh, look at how the kitty just spawned in randomly after leaving XD

Running for the backdoor... To prevent being backdoored like last time.

"Whad ish da lasht taaime?"

Oh right, you forgot all that.

*Da Kween swallows out of excitement*

"One shtep for da Kween but a djump for da Royaltee!"

Sometimes I really wonder whether you might remember stuff from the last time after all though...

"Eey, da'sh moi neew bawsh! Anna Menon!"

Nicholas quit his job to become a self-employed gardener last night. I wonder why?...

"Shee's laik a feeshiun beetch."

You better not tell her that. Or else she might not offer you a sleepover place when you're in dire need...

Oh look. She's leaving already. Can't stand our conversation?

"Frieedawm!"

Still getting backdoored, are we?

"Woohooshiesh, Ai got meh sawm proomooshun!!"

Hooray. More money. We might be able to build you a party pad one day.

And suddenly and randomly I just zoom over to perhaps the most peculiar being I've seen yet.

If it weren't for the puddingy face, I might've considered him for baby production... 
Alas.

Anyways, time to get moving...

"Aimma cawll Nicholash Rivahhawk."

After he quit being your boss? Don't get your hopes too high.

"Eyy, yoe wand tew gow to da shneckkie bawr wid moi? Pwety pleash?

And?...

He came?!

"ELLO"
"Hi."

I hope this goes well...

"Ai wash bishee, deeleevering newshpepparsh."
"I know, I hired you for that."

"Bud Ai got proomooshion! Yeshiesh!"
"Oh. Great for you."
"Ooow, thankshe!"

"Shall we go and sit down somewhere?"

Good idea, might make things less awkward.

"Bwleeeeh, Aim laik da shtarr fram teevea!"
"Oh, me too! 

..........

"OOh, Aimma queen Vandabewrg!"
"Oh?"

Please don't ruin this, he might be the only catch you might get.

"Queen Vandabewrg shtrutsh laik dish all shpoiled."
"Spot on!"

"Wanna be da shun to meh clawd and make lotsh of lawff wedder?"
"Oh... I'm dating someone already. Sorry."
"Aww feckerooneysh."

Ugh. 

"And I gotta go tend the garden. Bye."
"... Baye..."

Aww, you just got friendzoned. I'm so sorry for you. :c

Let's go find a place to sleep.

"Shtaaawp! Handshome guy who wash menshioned in newshpeppur to have browken up!"

Oh. Another chance!

"Ledsh sheek handsh"
"I'm holding my happy little puppy."

That looks more like a raccoon to me.

"Ooh, yoe aar shum cyuut hawttee!"
"You look... kinda nice as well."

WHAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!

"Hey little buddy, I'm gonna talk to her for a bit. Be nice, okay, and don't look up her skirt or something."

"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWRRKK!!!" DX

Poor critter.

"Sho haw aar yoe dewing?"
"Fine. You too?"
"Yuppersh! Shtar shign?"

"Pisces."
"Ohw. No metsh."

"A ye to!"

"Aand mewr A ye to!"
"Kay."

Why double that? Might cause rejection in this talk...

"Ai beeleef yo wurk in da bishnish? Bishnish eesh cewl. Wanted tew wark dere ash well."
"Oh. Why not tho?"

"Deesh inveeshabel pershon tawld moi tew teek djerneleeshm."
"Shame."

You're welcome.

"Ennieweesh, yewre a hotteh."

"You are flirty too?"
"YaaaY, flewrthubbeesh!"

"Werr metsheeng laik knaif and furk!"

Meanwhile in the background though...

Tata radadadah tata Werewolf!
Tata radadadah tata Fairy!
Werewolf Fairy Werewolf Fairy
Super glow super glow super glow Fairy!

Is that Pacco's profile!? :O Reincarnation!

"Oooh, wanna ged shum masshashe bai moi?"
"Sure!"

"Aaah, geeewdie gewd messhashe tew reeleksh da mushelsh."
"Aaah, good."

Kween, your phone is ringing.

"Yew aar maakeeng meh wet laik a pewl. Awww."

Kween, I think I know that look on your face... and your phone is still ringing.

"MWAAAAAAH!!!!"

Knew it. She rushes into the kiss romance again.

"Dude, WTH?!"

Aaaand it's a deja vu."

"Wah?"

"Yoe brook meh heart!"
"Don't stick your nose in my business!"

..........

Let's leave it. Time to find a place to sleep.

Like at your boss's place.

Ding dong...

"Aimma hungrawy."

We're waiting...

"Fainalliy!"
"Oh. Hi."

"Can Ai come in?"
"Sure."

"Waaaaaaah!"
"Something wrong?"

"Sum guiy deedn wan moi lawfe!"
"Aww, it's kay, it's kay... Shit happens."

... You practically kiss-raped him. Just saying.

"Maybe listen to some music. I got some cds."
"Thenksiesh, yewr shoo naish."

Well, we first should go and buy a stereo then though.

"Laik, thenkshie for da proomooshun."
"You're welcome."

"YaaaaY, an Ai laik yowr haush."
"Thanks."

... Please tell me you're just schmoozing your boss.

"Dat maeksh uwsh Shnobsishtahsh!"
"Hooray."

"A ye to!"

"Cann meh Shleep ovar?"
"Err, nope."
"Butt wer freendsh!"
"True."

"Les bee shnobshishtarsh and gosship bout peeplesh!"

"Yew are shoo naish. Can moi shleep here now?"

"Sure!"

That was quick convincing.

"Owwww, thankshiethankshiesh! HUGGLESH!!!"
"Bwagh!...."

"Yumm cornflaaksh @ 12am"

"Bud aimma neet freek, sho clieneeng ish naish."

Funny how out of all people it's Anne Melon you're sleeping with this night.

"Gewd naight!"

Shut it. Your boss is sleeping already.

As of now hunting for love hasn't been a success for our favourite Kween. Will tomorrow bring more for us though? Find out next time on Confessions of a Queenaholic. BYE!